Snouts in the Trough

We’re expected to be pleased that some balding, lazy parasite who occasionally lives at Buckingham Palace, has announced he is to get married. How many millions of our money will be wasted on the ‘great celebration’? Once Her Maj has popped her clogs, why can’t we just get rid of the rubbish at Buck Pal? Prince Charles is a self-centered, complaining, self-obsessed waste of skin who has never done anything useful for anyone but has probably cost us at least £100 million. His spawn (if they really are his rather than one being produced by the sperm of a certain red-haired army major) are dim and pointless.

Time to ditch the lot. There are more than enough greedy parasites at Westminster that we have to pay for. Let’s close down the worthless Windsors after Her Maj goes to a better place and save ourselves a packet.

As the Chandlers are thankfully released, it might be worth asking why they were allowed to be captured in the first place. When they were taken, a Royal Navy ship with royal marines on board stood idly by doing nothing at all. Shouldn’t they have tried to rescue the Chandlers and kill all the pirates? Isn’t it the navy’s job to protect British citizens who pay our many admirals’ massive salaries and pensions?

We now have more admirals than we have ships. The navy has just become a bloated bureaucracy filled with incompetent self-serving cowards. And now we’re wasting billions on giving these buffoons aircraft carriers that won’t have any aircraft to carry. What a farce.

You would never have believed it. The miserable, sanctimonious, joy-destroying Guardianistas have actually published an article that is vaguely amusing. It’s at https://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2010/nov/13/increasingly-poor-todd-maragaret

Makes a break from Polly Toynbee’s ludicrous rantings. Enjoy it while you can- it may be a couple of centuries before the next one comes along.

The Governor of the Bank of England, the overpaid and underperforming Mervyn King, has just made his latest wise pronouncement stating that in a couple of years it’s “about as likely that inflation will be above the target as below it”. I could have told you that, without King’s huge salary and enormous taxpayer-funded pension. This buffoon failed to spot the largest financial crisis for a century, failed to understand what was happening, failed to take any effective action, failed to perform his key role of keeping inflation at around 2% and now is completely clueless about pretty much everything.

So he’s perfectly qualified to hold a leading government job just like so many of the other fools who got Britain into its current mess and who will all retire with multi-millionaire pensions that we will have to pay for.

Gordon Liar Brown, Britain’s most incompetent chancellor and worst ever PM, gets paid a very nice salary and overly generous expenses to do a job representing his constituents. The question is: has Liar Brown actually been at Westminster doing what we pay him to do? Or has Liar Brown been taking the money without turning up for work?

This dishonest, bullying, sociopathic, brooding, deluded and bumbling fool seems to have set a new low point for greed and selfishness in British politics. Yet he will live out the rest of his life in luxury thanks to the forced generosity of British taxpayers whom he has ruined with his financial incontinence and managerial ineptitude.