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By  David Craig, on December 10th, 2010 It seems our greedy, self-serving, arrogant rulers have no sense of shame and will do anything to protect themselves while they steal and waste our money. The latest vomit-inducing example comes from Labour stooge, Lord Turner, head of the utterly incompetent Financial Services Authority (FSA). Lord Turner has decided in his apparently infinite wisdom that there would be no point in publishing the FSA’s report into the RBS collapse. Instead he has decided personally to fully exonerate the liars, fools and fraudsters who ruined the RBS while enriching themselves with taxpayers’ money.
Lord Turner’s is shitting on us ordinary taxpayers who have been impoverished by being coerced into bailing out a bank his organisation failed to regulate. Liar Brown, Liar Cameron, Liar Blair, Turner, Hutton, Mandelson, Hoon, Prescott, Hewitt, Byers… the list of arrogant spivs enriching themselves with our money seems almost endless.
By David Craig, on December 9th, 2010 I’m currently in Asia where my pounds buy just over half of what they bought just three years ago. The person largely responsible for that is the lying buffoon Gordon Brown who bankrupted Britain by spending (and mostly wasting) about four pounds for every three pounds the government took in taxes.
But the people here with money are the Russians – most shop signs and restaurant menus are now in Russian. And now after ruining Britain that idiot Brown has written a book explaining his own economic genius. What a fiasco!
By David Craig, on December 8th, 2010 This week has given us two glimpses into how the interests of the tourism industry seem to be more important than justice and human life. In South Africa the authorities are out to protect their tourist business by trying to stitch up the husband of a woman raped and murdered as many thousands are each year in South Africa in what seems more like a national sport than a crime. And in Egypt tourists were told it was safe to go back into the water just before the latest shark attack.
Both countries are disgusting, corrupt, crime- and garbage-ridden dumps. Avoid South Africa and Egypt – it will improve your life.
By David Craig, on December 8th, 2010 The lying buffoon who ruined the British economy through his financial incontinence has finally admitted what the rest of us have always known. In a new book he wrote while being paid by us to represent his constituents at Westminster, the lying Scottish sociopath apparently confesses that he knows very little about economics.
This could be the first time in his life that liar Brown has ever told the truth.
By David Craig, on December 7th, 2010 I’ve not been watching Simon ‘Slimey’ Cowell’s karaoke show the fiX-Factor. But reading all the outraged newspaper articles, it does seem that Slimey is guilty of defrauding all those stupid enough to vote for the third-raters on the show. Apparently on the most recent show, host Dermot O’Leary told viewers: ‘Your votes and your votes alone can get your favourite act safely through to the final.’ Yet it was actually the judges who decided which of the bottom two acts to save and which to send home.
That looks awfully like deliberate fraud. Viewers were lied to so that Slimey could get lots of their money under false pretences. Why doesn’t someone report Slimey to the police? Why hasn’t he been prosecuted for fraud?
By David Craig, on December 6th, 2010 There was one very revealing fact to come out of the Chandlers’ pirate story. The pirates who captured them were terrified that the Chandlers might be French, because the French would probably launch a military rescue attempt. But when the pirates found out the Chandlers were British they relaxed – the pirates knew that the iPod-listening, smartly-uniformed cowards in our Royal Navy would do nothing. In fact a Royal Navy boat with marines on board watched the Chandlers’ capture but were too frightened by a small pirate boat to intervene – they might have lost their iPods or got dirty marks on their smart uniforms.
Today’s Royal Navy is a disgrace. There are more admirals than ships and more bureaucrats than sailors. And now we’re spending billions to give these HMS Pinafore caricatures two aircraft carriers with no aircraft. You’d cry if you weren’t laughing so much. Maybe it’s time to scrap the navy and merge it with the army. At least our soldiers know that they’re paid to defend our interests.
By David Craig, on December 5th, 2010 Lying PR spiv David “we’re all in this together” Cameron claims to have cleaned up MPs’ expenses. But now we learn that the new rules actually allow MPs to steal at least a thousand pounds a month more from us than they did before their thieving was exposed. Moreover, liar Cameron has just pushed a bunch of his sycophantic cronies into the Lords so they can steal almost unlimited amounts of our money for the rest of their lives
David “we’re all in this together” Cameron is just a liar and a spiv, screwing the rest of us while allowing his MP mates and assorted brown-nosing trash to become multimillionaires at our expense. Cameron you are a liar and a disgrace to the position you hold! Now sue me for libel if you really believe “we’re all in this together”.
By David Craig, on December 4th, 2010 We should hold our heads up high in pride that Britain didn’t pay the required bribes to Sep Blatter and his bunch of crooked cronies at FIFA to buy the next world cup. Let the Russians have it. The Russian mafia are going to make billions building the facilities for Blatter’s bonanza.
But couldn’t we give the Russians the 2012 Olympics too? They are a costly white elephant foisted on us by arch liar and sponger Anthony Blair and his greedy wife. Or perhaps Blair could chip in a few million to help pay for his games – after all, he can afford it while the ordinary British taxpayers Blair ruined can’t
By David Craig, on December 2nd, 2010 As the winter weather grips Britain, we can expect several thousand elderly people to die before their time. The Government can’t pay them a decent pension, so they can’t afford to heat their homes properly.
However, the members of New Labour’s ‘Hundred Thousand Club’ – the politicians and bureaucrats who will get pensions of a hundred thousand pounds or more for the rest of their lives – will never have to worry about trivia like fuel bills. In fact many of them will spend their winters in their luxury South of France or Tuscany holiday homes. Ordinary people who have worked and paid taxes all their lives are now dying to pay the pensions of rubbish like Mandelson, tub of lard Prescott, BBC bosses, quangocrats and thousands of others like them.
By David Craig, on November 26th, 2010 I’ve just booked two plane tickets to the Far East with a company called Dial-A-Flight. When I was booking they claimed that because it was Christmas most flights were full, only the more expensive seats were available and that I’d better book quickly if I wanted to get a place on the flights. Stupid idiot that I am, I believed what Dial-A-Flight were telling me and bought two tickets from them. A couple of hours later, I began to get a bit suspicious and so rang a couple of other travel companies. Sure enough, I found that Dial-A-Flight had lied to me – there was plenty of room on the flights I wanted and cheap tickets were still available.
The moral of the story – avoid Dial-A-Flight, they might lie to you too.
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