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Professor Dumbo defends our lazy thieving MPs

I was recently on a radio talkshow discussing the government’s plan to reduce the number of MPs from 646 to 600. I was arguing that we should only have 200 to 300 MPs. But opposing me was a supposed professor of political sciences from a third-rate university. This professor, let’s call him professor Dumbo, claimed that our MPs were extremely hard-working and that it would a mistake to reduce their numbers. But let’s consider a few things. Firstly, like our MPs, professor Dumbo has probably spent his life pocketing a generous salary paid for by people who mostly earn much less and work much harder than he does. Secondly, like our MPs, professor Dumbo contributes nothing to our national wealth. After all, what use are his students to our country? What do they produce that can be sold to our trading partners? Nothing.

Our MPs are lazy, arrogant and dishonest. They have so little work that most have lucrative second and third jobs. And their dishonesty is now legendary. Professor Dumbo is a parasite like most of our MPs so no wonder he defends them.

Boycott Gap! Stop buying Gap’s Chinese crap!

I used to think many women were quite intelligent. After all, most of those I asked to sleep with me said “no”. But a recent visit to a shop called “Gap” has got me thinking that an awful lot of women are really quite stupid. As far as I could see, most of the stuff in Gap was made in China. Probably not much of Gap’s stuff cost more than a couple of quid to make, if that. Yet women were flocking into the shop in droves to pay £15, £20, £30 and even £40 for cheaply-made Chinese crap.

Don’t these women realise that most of what they are buying at these high prices costs almost nothing to make? Don’t they understand that every time they give their money for Gap’s Chinese crap they are destroying jobs in the West? Can’t they see that if they carry on buying Chinese crap, one day it will be their job or that of their boyfriend or husband that disappears?

So come on women – get a brain – boycott Gap and stop buying Gap’s Chinese crap!

Our lying politicians and their millionaire pensions

Here in the US, just as in the UK, politicians are crying crocodile tears as they bemoan the fact that public-sector pensions are unaffordable. In the US they are planning on cutting pensions of their military – the ones getting maimed and killed in the pointless 10-year Afghan campaign that’s getting nowhere. In the UK, Liar Cameron and Liar Osborne are (quite rightly) trying to contain the disastrous cost of public-sector pensions.

But what neither US nor UK politicians will ever do is curb the cost of their own massively generous pensions. To get the same pension as an MP or member of Congress, you or I would have to put over £50,000 a year into our pension savings. So when our lying thieving politicians yalk on about public-sector pensions being unaffordable, they are filling their own pockets with our money. Cameron is a liar. Osborne is a liar. In fact, they’re all liars.

Why are there no Asian beggars here?

Travelling around the USA, I’m shocked by the huge number of vagrants, beggars, alchoholics and down-and-outs crowded on almost every street corner hassling passers-by for money. All these people seem to be white or else Afro-American. There are none from China, India, Vietnam or any other Asian country. This could be because Asians make up only a small per cent of the population. Or it could be because all the Asians are busy working to feed their families and educate their children so they can have a better life.

These are the kind of politically-incorrect thoughts that we are unfortunately not allowed to express nowadays. A pity really, because you cannot solve a problem until you are honest about its causes.

Why the euro will outlive us all

As ever more European countries are realising that they are bankrupt, journalists and economistst are queuing up to predict the end of the euro. Of course, logically they are right. The euro has been a disaster for the lazy, corrupt, overspending, profligate PIIGS (Portugal, Ireland, Italy, Greece, Spain). The euro allowed them to borrow at unnaturally low rates of interest and then to waste most of the money they borrowed – a bit like our lying idiot of a chancellor Gordon ‘Boom and Bust’ Brown.

But those predicting the euro’s demise have not understood that the euro is part of a political project – to bring the EU under the control of an unelected bunch of incompetent, wasteful, self-serving bureaucrats and their political poodles – Muttonhead Merkel, Smallcock Sarkozy, the useless Van Rompuy and others. To abandon the euro would mean admitting that their dream of an EU superstate – the EUSSR – was flawed. Turkeys don’t vote for Christmas. Our leaders will never admit they have made a mistake as this would be admitting weakness. The euro will survive however many millions of us lose our jobs as a result. All that is important now to our new leaders is preserving their jobs, privileges and pensions. We will all suffer, but our leaders have never had it so good.

Do America’s newest immigrants despise Afro-Americans?

During a week spent in San Francisco, I noticed that most of the smaller hotels and shops were run by Asians and East Europeans. There were many Afro-Americans (A-As) around, but they tended to be hanging around on street corners begging or slumped in doorways comatose from drink and/or drugs. One thing I saw was how some A-As would hassle people going into shops for money or rave and rant inside the shops till the owner gave them a can of beer, then they would go away.

I watched the face of one shopowner as he handed over a beer to one of these foul-smelling creatures and saw utter and total contempt. A-As have mostly been in the US longer than newer immigrants, they have the further advantage of a US education, yet so many have been complete failures. What must a new immigrant who works all hours to feed his family and to educate his children think of the A-A beggars and drunks? Justified contempt? Justified utter and total contempt?

Maybe the long-term unemployed should work for their benefits?

I feel huge sympathy for anyone who lost their jobs as a result of the 2007 crash caused by greedy bankers, incompetent bureaucrats and thieving politicians. But what about those who ‘couldn’t’ find jobs during the Brown boom of 2000-2007? Then over 2 million new jobs were created – 90% of which were taken by foreign workers. What excuse do the British long-term  unemployed have? Stupidity? Idleness? The fact that most couldn’t be bothered to get any qualifications? Selfishness? Pig ignorance?

The benefits system is designed to help those in need – not to provide a living for the idle, thick and selfish. A life of idleness and a couple of flatscreen TVs are not a human right. Maybe these idle, worthless parasites should be forced to get qualifications or work cleaning streets and parks to be given our money. We can’t afford five million lazy scum any more.

Beyonce is pregnant!!!! Um, who cares?

What’s the front-page story today? Apparently someone called Beyonce has announced that she is pregnant. It’s even a top story in the Times, Telegraph and Grauniad. Who cares? Not me. But for millions upon millions of celeb-obsessed, pig-ignorant, inactive, overweight, brain-dead Brits this is really important news.

How are we ever going to compete with countries like China and India where universities are turning out hundreds of thousands of highly qualified engineers and scientists every year, when the most significant event in many under-qualified, oafish Brits’ lives will be the day they learnt that someone called Beyonce was pregnant?

Why are BA so utterly useless?

For years I have managed to avoid flying with BA. But a Quantas ticket I have just bought has put me on a BA flight.  I’ve just tried to use the online check in, but of course that doesn’t work (as usual) because BA “systems are not responding”. So I tried to phone BA and have just spent 25 minutes listening to recorded messages telling me I can check in online. It seems as if BA’s hopeless managers have learnt nothing and are just as much a waste of skin as they have always been. And tomorrow I’m going to have to put up with BA’s arrogant cabin staff for over ten hours.

Welcome back to BA – the world’s most useless airline.

Useless Clegg stands up for crooks, rapists and murderers

It’s party time for thieves, rapists and murderers – especially if they are also illegal immigrants. While the expenses-fiddling Tories have realised that EU Human Rights law protects the guilty while spitting on those who actually obey the law, the useless Nick Clegg has decided to resist any attempts to water down absurd EU Human Rights laws. So however many times illegal immigrants and others steal, rape and murder, their right to a family life will always be placed above the rights of their victims.

Maybe it’s time to have a general election, consign Clegg and his rabble to the dustbin of history and allow a Tory government to start running the country instead of grovelling endlessly to corrupt, self-serving EU bureaucrats.