Boycott Gap! Stop buying Gap’s Chinese crap!

I used to think many women were quite intelligent. After all, most of those I asked to sleep with me said “no”. But a recent visit to a shop called “Gap” has got me thinking that an awful lot of women are really quite stupid. As far as I could see, most of the stuff in Gap was made in China. Probably not much of Gap’s stuff cost more than a couple of quid to make, if that. Yet women were flocking into the shop in droves to pay £15, £20, £30 and even £40 for cheaply-made Chinese crap.

Don’t these women realise that most of what they are buying at these high prices costs almost nothing to make? Don’t they understand that every time they give their money for Gap’s Chinese crap they are destroying jobs in the West? Can’t they see that if they carry on buying Chinese crap, one day it will be their job or that of their boyfriend or husband that disappears?

So come on women – get a brain – boycott Gap and stop buying Gap’s Chinese crap!