Snouts in the Trough

I’ll take a break from the serious stuff today. I found this floating around the Internet. It’s mildly amusing.

The Battle of Trafalgar (re-written for our politically-correct world)

Nelson: “Order the signal, Hardy”

Hardy: “Aye, aye sir”

Nelson: “Hold on, that’s not what I dictated to the signal officer. What’s the meaning of this?”

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