June 2024

Diversity is our strength – especially for our army!

(Friday blog)

Personally I believe that diversity is our strength. So for someone with progressive, liberal, multi-cultural views like myself the more botty botherers, todger dodgers and members of the world’s most wonderful religion we have in our military, the more the Russkies and any other enemies will quake in fear of us.

Amazingly, and you might find this hard to believe, not all my readers agree with my enlightened libtard opinions. Incredible, huh?

Here’s what one reader wrote in what seems to be a reworking of the theme of Rudyard Kipling’s poem “Tommy”.

It’s extraordinary that there are people out there with such backward views.

A Tribute To Rudyard Kipling – What he would have to write now.

Army Life 2018..

Bravery and courage lads will always hold the line,
But put your weapons down lads, it’s the Muslim’s praying time,

Be quiet and respectful lads, as he calls upon Big Mo,
We can’t advance, not one inch lads, till Ahmed says to go,

When things are looking bad for us, take courage boys and try,
Except for Quentin at the back, it’s time for him to cry,
He’s missing his new boyfriend, who’s a pretty boy to miss,
Come up here Tristram, get your gun, and he’ll give you a big kiss.

The two big girls from Q Squad, we saw them scream and flee,
“They’re squatting in a slit trench Sarge!” A private place to pee,

The Muslims, gays and lesbians are welcome in our army,
But a photograph with Tommy R makes the top brass go quite barmy.

So white boys think before you join ,
Where the Army stands, I tell it true,
Unless you’re gay, or Muslim bred,
They have no use for you.

But when our enemies attack again,
And our politicians turn pale,
They will grovel and beg, and promise all things,
To the straight Anglo Saxon Male.

8 comments to Diversity is our strength – especially for our army!

  • Daveh

    Brilliant !

  • Stillreading


  • Peter Hardwick

    Beautifully written but chillingly true.

  • William Boreham

    Donald Trump was lambasted by the usual rent-a-mob when he claimed more British Muslims join ISIS than join the British Army. Last time I checked a couple of years ago, the figures were at least 750 British Muslims had joined ISIS, compared to 480 serving in the British Army. On a different note, I’ve always been intrigued as to how many British Muslims donate blood and organs to the NHS. I notice they have no objection to be in receipt of donated organs, usually first in line.

  • David Brown

    Two of the soldiers in the photo with Tommy Robinson have been discharged.

  • Eddie John

    Excellent, but sadly so true .
    I like the bit at the end , which I have said for so long, there will be no one to save them this time.

    This fortress built by Nature for herself
    Against infection and the hand of war,
    This happy breed of men, this little world,
    This precious stone set in the silver sea,
    Which serves it in the office of a wall
    Or as a moat defensive to a house,
    Against the envy of less happier lands,
    This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.

    Shakespeare’s Richard II

  • Stillreading

    According to information obtainable via the link provided yesterday, the petition protesting against the disciplinary action taken against certain young army recruits now stands at over 135.000. Not a bad result in just over 24 hours! Shows, doesn’t it, how out of touch with us common plebs the governing classes both in civilian and Military life are? (And recommending a pay rise of £60k per annum to judges, in the face of the austerity which causing distress to so many decent working and retired people, is another example.)

  • leila

    Laugh /cry/rage I spend most of the time raging altho I choked up at Shakespeare. How dare they…..

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