If “Prince” Charles wasn’t such a useless waste of skin, the Queen could retire

As the Queen celebrates sixty years on the throne, she must have thought about retiring and handing over the throne to the next generation. Unfortunately, first in line is the snivelling, self-obsessed, idiotic, spoilt, adulterous fool Prince Charles. If this arrogant idiot ever became king, the monarchy might never recover. Incredibly, this buffoon has spent millions on getting good PR and yet only readers of the Daily Mail and OK haven’t realised that this excuse for a man is a complete waste of skin. If Charles became king, Australia and Canada would probably become republics. The last thing they would want is Charles’ stupid face on any of their currency. And even in Britain, the monarchy would become a laughing stock. 

So Queenie has to soldier on in the hope that by the time she pops her clogs, William will be ready to take over and the preposterous a–hole Charles will never get a chance to ruin the monarchy in the same way as he has ruined everything else he has come in contact with.