I am guilty of ‘hate crimes’. I might as well admit it

Apparently my insignificant little blog now has a new set of readers – members of the police who seem to think that snouts-in-the-trough is engaged in deeply criminal activity.

So, I confess. Yes, I am guilty of that wonderful new catch-all offence – ‘hate crimes’.

Poultryphobia

For many years I’ve disliked chicken. This dislike started when I saw a documentary claiming that, as they live cooped up and unable to move, battery hens only use about 30% of the energy in the food they are given. So, to keep feeding costs low, farmers (according to the film) take the birds’ excrement, add in about 30% more foodstuff and then feed this delightful mixture back to the battery hens. I don’t know whether this is true. But it did put me off chicken. However, this was more a dislike than a hate crime against chickens.

But about 5 years ago I was hospitalised for food poisoning after eating chicken cordon bleu in a restaurant. And after a painful night with needles and drips and injections, I really started hating chicken and have never eaten chicken since then. Ever since then I have hated chicken with a vengeance. I hate chicken! I really, really hate chicken! So, I am guilty of a ‘hate crime’. I am guilty of ‘poultryphobia’.

But to make things worse, I love turkey – nice big slices of gleaming, white, juicy turkey breast. So, not only am I guilty of ‘poultryphobia’, but I’m also guilty of discrimination – of discriminating against chickens in favour of turkeys.

So, in today’s politically-correct Britain, that’s probably another crime.

Cnutophobia

Having spent the last 10 years writing books about the greed, stupidity, wastefulness, hypocrisy and lies of the ruling elites, I have a very strong dislike (possibly hatred?) of quite a lot of people.

These include governments that take us into illegal wars; governments that borrow and waste billions that our children will have to repay; MPs who voted 6 to 1 to allow us a referendum on EU membership because they couldn’t imagine we would dare defy the orders of the mainstream media to vote ‘Remain’ and are now intent on sabotaging our decision to leave the EU; overpaid, overpensioned hospital bosses who cover up the unnecessary deaths of thousands in order to preserve their own careers; EU bosses who are intent on destroying democracy in order to gain complete control over us; the ruling elites who are pursuing a disastrous policy of race replacement which may lead to a European civil war; police and local politicians who spent decades ignoring the gang rape and sadistic torture of at least 40,000 underage white girls because they were terrified of a certain group within our society; greedy charity bosses who fill their own pockets with our money; and many other such scum.

As I explain in my book GREED UNLIMITED, I believe there has been a complete collapse in morality as the generation, who fought in the war or were influenced by those who fought in the war and had some ideals about public service, have been replaced by the Blair/Cameron generation who are only in it for themselves.

I intensely dislike all these scumbag cnuts who have betrayed us, our country, our continent and our civilisation. Maybe I even hate them? I’m not sure. But, if I do hate them, what shall we call this new ‘crime’? How about ‘cnutophobia’?

Yes, I admit it. I think I may well be guilty of ‘cnutophobia’.

OMG, OMG, OMG! I am a self-confessed cnutophobe!!!!