By
David Craig, on July 19th, 2016
In my blog I try to always write what I see as the truth. Often, I give a side to a story that contradicts the lies we are fed by the progressive, liberal, politically-correct, hand-wringing, *sl*mophiliac mainstream media.
Of course, not everyone will agree with what I write. But if people disagree with me, they are free to provide an alternative viewpoint or just stop reading my blog altogether and stick with the Guardian and the Brussels Broadcasting Corporation to deliver their ‘truth’ to them.
However, some people seem to lack the ability to put together a cogent point of view and explode into expletives when their narrow (and usually misguided) ideas are contradicted.
Here’s an email I received yesterday from someone who either works at or is a student at Kingston University in London. Though, from this person’s doubtful articulacy, I suspect Kingston University is just some jumped up polytechnic full of thickos who can hardly read or write and few of whom could ever have got into a real university.
Here’s the email:
From: YOU’RE A CUNT
K0810744@KINGSTON.AC.UK
Message: CRAIG, YOU ARE FUCKING RACIST CUNT, GET A JOB YOU FAT FUCKING TARD. HYPOCRITE BASTARD LIVING OFF BENEFITS AND BLAMING YOUR MISERY ON MORE INTELLIGENT HARD WORKING PEOPLE. PINK SWINE BITCH
Just a few points:
1. I have worked hard all my life and been given nothing by my parents – my father died of cancer at 54 leaving our family with virtually nothing just before I went to university and my mother had to go and work as a shop assistant to survive
2. I do not ‘live off benefits’ and never have. I have always earned every penny I have spent or saved
3. The writer compares me to ‘more intelligent hard working people’. I wonder if he or she includes themselves in that group? If so, they might be more than deluded
4. I don’t ‘blame my misery’ on anyone. In fact, I believe I have had a very fortunate life and am in the process of buying a rather beautiful four-bedroom house. But I do believe there are issues in our society which need to be addressed. Hence the ten or so books I have written on subjects ranging from how management consultants fleece private companies and government departments, to government incompetence and waste, to exposing the corrupt, undemocratic European Union, to how to avoid getting ripped off by people who want to sell us stuff to the rottenness of our bloated £80bn-a-year charity industry
5. As for being a ‘pink swine bitch’ – there seems to be a confusion of ideas and insults in these three words. So, I’ll not bother answering the accusation
Anyway, if you disagree with the less than erudite opinions of ko810744@kingston.ac.uk you could always email them to point out that you feel they might be incorrect in their message to me.
Or if you agree with them that I am a ‘fucking racist cunt, fat fucking tard, pink swine bitch’ feel free to email them congratulating them on their perceptive and accurate insights.
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I think you’ll find that ‘tard’ is a recent coinage in the lexicon of on-line abuse and means someone who is mentally retarded. That seems to suggest that your critic has a much more nuanced command of invective than you give him credit for. With this in mind, you’ll probably want to apologise to him for suggesting he is an illiterate Neanderthal? Or maybe not.
I suggest you forward the email to the IT department at Kingston and ask whether this reflects the view of the University and if not, whether it is appropriate for this character to retain his University-provided internet privileges.
Given the extraordinary level of projection and lack of self-knowledge displayed in the comments, some therapy would also be advisable.
Quite an intellect for Kingston University.
“Tard” is probably short for “Retard”.
Don’t take it personally, this juvenile individual is just pushing your buttons.
In fact, take it as a compliment: “you are what you eat.”
Take no notice of this retard,and you do not need to explain about your self.
Many of us hold you in high esteem for your efforts to show us the truth.
This piece of crap shows his true light by the many obscenities that he writes.
You do need some grey matter to put a sentence together.
“Pink swine bitch” & “your a racist cunt” this guy is so thick he cant even see the contradiction in his short racist insult to a white person. Looks like the quality of uni education has gone down in recent decades.
David,
Not sure why you even bothered answering him.
When I’m bored I go on the Guardian and leave comments berating them for their bad language.
A recent article was about the enjoyment of using the C word. The comments were just juvenile, most said words to the effect that it’s only a word, not sure why it’s such a big deal.
I added a comment to say that I don’t like the C word but is it OK for me to say Nigger now? It’s only a word!
David,
This is quite ironic because, as you know, a similar thing recently happened to me where my character was attacked by some low life dip shit who used an Edinburgh Government e mail to personally attack me.
Not wishing to escalate the situation I simply employed a private Eastern European agency to track the individual responsible, down, caused him to be fired, sued him for his house, savings and pension and then sold his wife and children for medical experiments and walk on parts in snuff movies.
Some say that revenge is a dish best served cold, but I think that watching an enemy, in restraints, through toughened glass, being injected by a deadly virus in a cold clinical setting, beats just about everything when it comes to creating a feel good factor for oneself.
So I would urge you to trace the polytechnic muppet in question and hound him until he agrees to donate his vital organs for the benefit of a North Korean fast food outlet while I on my part, out of deference to you, will summon demons from the darkest recesses of hell and invoke them to smote this obviously, very disturbed individual before he can cause more offence.
That should fix the cheeky monkey !!
Best regards,
Evil Bastard.
During WW1 Keiser Wilhelm II referred to some British soldiers as ‘ contemptible ‘. They promptly adopted this as a sobriquet thus becoming ‘ The Old Contemptibles ‘.
I wish I would have had this “private Eastern European agency” or something akin to it to save my online reputation a couple decades back! I was slandered to death, had to virtually fake my own death online in the hopes of these slandering scumbags to shutup–and they only Continued their online BS!
These things are usually easier said than done.
Those who wish to reply to our illiterate friend but would like to remain anon….. Please use this!
https://10minutemail.com/10MinuteMail/index.html?dswid=-1585