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Soon everyone in the world will be happy – thanks to the United Nations

My thanks to a reader who alerted me about an upcoming important UN conference which will surely solve all the world’s problems. Here are the details:

1. We, the Heads of State and Government and High Representatives, meeting at the United Nations Headquarters in New York from 25-27 September 2015 as the Organization celebrates its seventieth anniversary, have decided today on new global Sustainable Development Goals.

Transforming our world: the 2030 Agenda for Sustainable Development

Sustainable Development Goals

Goal 1. End poverty in all its forms everywhere

Goal 2. End hunger, achieve food security and improved nutrition and promote sustainable agriculture

Goal 3. Ensure healthy lives and promote well-being for all at all ages

Goal 4. Ensure inclusive and equitable quality education and promote lifelong learning opportunities for all

Goal 5. Achieve gender equality and empower all women and girls

Goal 6. Ensure availability and sustainable management of water and sanitation for all

Goal 7. Ensure access to affordable, reliable, sustainable and modern energy for all

Goal 8. Promote sustained, inclusive and sustainable economic growth, full and productive employment and decent work for all

Goal 9. Build resilient infrastructure, promote inclusive and sustainable industrialization and foster innovation

Goal 10. Reduce inequality within and among countries

Goal 11. Make cities and human settlements inclusive, safe, resilient and sustainable

Goal 12. Ensure sustainable consumption and production patterns

Goal 13. Take urgent action to combat climate change and its impacts*

Goal 14. Conserve and sustainably use the oceans, seas and marine resources for sustainable development

Goal 15. Protect, restore and promote sustainable use of terrestrial ecosystems, sustainably manage forests, combat desertification, and halt and reverse land degradation and halt biodiversity loss

Goal 16. Promote peaceful and inclusive societies for sustainable development, provide access to justice for all and build effective, accountable and inclusive institutions at all levels

Goal 17. Strengthen the means of implementation and revitalize the global partnership for sustainable development.

What a joke! Sometimes real life outdoes anything that satire could produce.

Nowhere in all these wonderful goals is there any mention of the coming Third World War between Sunnis and Shiites and between *sl*m and civilisation. Nor is there any mention of controlling the population explosion in the world’s poorest countries.

Currently around 5.6 billion of the world’s 7.3 billion population (77%) are having to survive on less than $2 a day – the World Bank definition of “extreme poverty”. Still, no doubt the attendees, many from the world’s most corrupt, poverty-stricken, excrement-covered hell-holes will all have a great time wining, dining, shopping and shagging in New York at their respective, usually oppressed and impoverished people’s expense.

10 comments to Soon everyone in the world will be happy – thanks to the United Nations

  • mike mines

    Socialism: making everyone poor for over a century and disappeared if they complain…

  • joe schmo

    Only two days to solve the World’s problems?

  • No. Two days to discuss then 15 years to solve them all by 2030. Hopefully, if WWIII between *sl*m and civilisation doesn’t destroy us all, we’ll be alive in 2030 to see total global happiness and prosperity.

  • right_writes

    That effin’ word “SUSTAINABLE” David…!

    It actually means “CONTROLLABLE” in the context that it is being used, which means that government and its collective agencies want to control everything, and in so doing…

    NOTHING WILL BE DONE and we will all be in penury, if not starving to death.

    Bloody idiots.

    Forget socialism, fascism, nazism, communism…

    The UN got communitarianism…

    The daddy of all the isms.

  • Handy

    Love this site!

    Some really good finds and research. This UN document – lots of leftist rhetoric and words, I think by the responses you all need some diversity training! 🙂

    Incidentally, watched the Channel 4 news tonight. The amount of propoganda around these migrants is unbelievable. People in Germany welcoming them according to the news, I fear this is going to end really really badly. Of course you don’t know how many of these cheering supporters of migrants are shipped in for the cameras. Destroy the nation state and people have nothing to fight for, a good way to do that is to fill it with a lot of people who want free stuff and have no allegience to where they live.

    I often listen to Stefan Molyneux and boy did he do a good piece about Europe this week, well worth a listen.

  • Barry Richards

    Sustainable rhetoric leads to an own goal.

  • martin peters

    Marc Faber – 3 Reasons Why This Global Collapse Will Be Much Worse Than 2008 – 2009.

    “What you are describing there is the central planners hitting the wall, Marc. Where do we go from here? Does that mean that the great cleansing is now in front of us, where we have that day of reckoning, and how bad will that be?”

    Marc Faber: “I would imagine, given the contraction in foreign-exchange reserves around the world, the contraction in China, the fall in commodity prices, and the very elevated debt levels that hardly anyone speaks about in the mainstream media — the fact is that global debts as a percentage of global GDP are now 30 percent higher than they were in 2007, and we know what happened in 2007 .

  • MGJ

    I must agree with Handy (above). Stefan Molyneux’s piece on Europe was indeed excellent. I just wish our clueless leaders could listen and understand it.

  • NoMore

    Even All@h has been struggling for several aeons to tick all those off in his own “countries”.

    In Western Europe of course all those aspirations were already pretty much achieved – before our “elites” invited the enlightened of the 3rd World here at least.

  • Stephen Barraclough

    Oh I AM SO disappointed! I just discovered this Blogsite and eagerly thought “That’s just what I’ve been looking for!” So I read it through, and am both disgusted and disappointed as well as disillusioned. Dis sorry thiS chap finds that YOU ARE ALL AS BLOOMING CYNICAL AS I AM! How can I POSSIBLY have ANY FUN HERE?

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