Snouts in the Trough

Hyper-warmist Guardian columnist George Monbiot seems to have been unusually quiet recently. As Britain freezes in the coldest winter for over thirty years, many of us are waiting with baited (and frozen) breath for our favourite Global Warming expert to explain how it can be so cold when the earth is supposedly getting warmer every year. Come on George, tell us what’s happening!

The man’s arrogance is almost unbelievable. Brown has started his election campaign claiming he will ‘fight for Britain’. Isn’t this the same Gordon Brown who prevented us having the promised referendum on the Lisbon Treaty which handed over control of Britain to the French and Germans who decide all EU policy? Isn’t this the same Gordon Brown who was so embarrassed by his Lisbon Treaty sell-out that he wouldn’t allow himself to be photographed with the other EU leaders at the signing ceremony?

Brown lied about the economy while bankrupting Britain; he lied about our troops being given proper equipment and sufficient helicopters; he lied when he promised ‘British jobs for British workers’ while allowing almost uncontrolled immigration; he lied when he said he would clean up MPs’ expenses; he lied when he said he would reduce bureaucracy in the NHS to give more money to frontline services… I could go on, but won’t. Gordon Brown is a liar. For ten years he’s given us a stream of lies. You are a liar Gordon Brown – sue me if you can!

According to recent articles in the Sunday Times and the Telegraph, it’s certain that David Cameron will move into Number 10 after the next election. But how can they be so sure? Cameron stands for nothing. Osborne is damaged goods and clearly out of his aristocratic depth. The rest of the Tory frontbenchers are mediocre nobodies.

Meanwhile on the Labour side, Lady Mandelson has more intelligence, cunning and venom in his little finger than the whole Tory Party put together. If I were you, I’d sell pounds now and start planning to leave Brown’s bankrupt Britain as the election outcome is far from a foregone conclusion.

The increasingly pointless Church of England reached a new low this week when some dopey minister claimed that it was ok for people on benefits to shoplift. Perhaps this useless dullard wasn’t aware that Britain has the highest rate of people on disability benefits in the world – there is absolutely nothing wrong with at least half the 2.5m people claiming disability. As for unemployment benefits – of course there are many genuine claimants. But every day at my local Jobcentre Plus there is a long line of expensive cars – Jaguars, Range Rovers, Toyota Sports etc (cars I as a taxpayer could never afford) – parked on the double yellow lines with their engines runnng and their drivers waiting while a member of their family was inside filling up with taxpayers’ money.

Perhaps the Church of England should preach ‘thou shalt not defraud the benefits system’ rather than ‘thou shalt steal from shops’.

As we all shiver in the unusually cold weather, we should be giving thanks to our great leader Gordon Brown. Once he has handed over billions of pounds of our money to corrupt dictators in Third World countries, Global Warming will stop and we weather will cool down again. Nice one, Gordon.