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By  David Craig, on January 28th, 2010 Our lying PM Gordon Brown warns us that after 8 years of pointless deaths there are ‘tough times ahead in Afghanistan’. They won’t be tough for you Gordon. You have your big salary and your huge taxpayer-subsidised pension. And you’ll be given some big job at the World Bank or IMF.
No Gordon, you are a coward and a liar, just like your mate Jack “my dad was a coward just like me” Straw, Bob “the buffoon” Ainsworth and the rest of your incompetent, worthless thieving government. You’ll all die comfortably of old age in your beds. No Gordon, Jack, Bob, Jacqui, Harriet – Afghanistan isn’t going to be tough for you.
By David Craig, on January 22nd, 2010 It seems incredible. Liar Gordon Brown has been the worst Chancellor and the worst PM in our country’s history. He has bankrupted Britain by wasting trillions, he has sent our best young men and women to their deaths by failing to provide proper equipment. And he has lied and lied and lied to avoid taking responsibility for any of his mistakes.
Yet incredibly, due to the hopelessness of Cameron’s PR advisers, the uselessness of Boy George Osborne and the utter lack of any talent in the Tory Party, Labour might succeed in painting the Tories as threatening the recovery and get liar Brown another 5 years to destroy our country. After all, you should never underestimate the stupidity of the British voter.
By David Craig, on January 20th, 2010 We saw it at Manchester United, now there’s Cadburys – Americans take on massive debts to buy British companies and then squeeze them for cash to repay the debts while also milking them and pocketing millions for themselves. I imagine Cadburys will soon be producing more P45s than chocolate.
As for our lying PM claiming he was determined to protect British jobs when he’s done more to destroy British jobs than anyone else. Or Lady Mandelson’s bleating about defending British interests. Why anyone listens to or believes this garbage is incomprehensible. Britain is being asset-stripped and fleeced by French and German energy companies, US vultures and Spanish airport operators. Why doesn’t our useless, lying government do something? Sorry, I forgot, they’re too busy cheating on their expenses and building their property empires to worry about the poor, pig-ignorant saps who voted for them.
By David Craig, on January 18th, 2010 My congratulations to an on-the-spot C4 news reporter who tonight dared say what none of the grovellingly politically-correct BBC journalists would ever say – “it looks like the Taliban are winning”. Of course they are winning. We are an invading foreign army. We are loathed by most Afghans. Ordinary Afghans believe it is their duty to kill our soldiers to get us to leave their country. Our government is sending our best young people to be needlessly slaughtered while ensuring the worthless, idle, feckless Labour-voting garbage continues to get £130bn a year in benefits.
Does liar Gordon Brown care about our dead soldiers? Does his lying, corrupt government? Of course not. All they are interested in is being able to continue cheating on their expenses to build up their property empires and thinking up any lies they can to try to get re-elected so they can continue thieving our money.
By David Craig, on January 18th, 2010 BA cabin crew are threatening strike action yet again. I’ve just booked my holiday to the USA and I’m not going with BA. What would be the point? You don’t know if there will be a flight or not.
After 20 years of flying 80 times a year for my work, I’m fed up with the arrogance, self-importance and unhelpfulness of BA staff. I don’t care who is to blame for the current troubles – I imagine BA managers are just as incompetent as their staff are bloody-minded. They probably deserve each other. But like many tens of thousands of other potential BA passengers, I’m voting with my feet. By, bye BA.
By David Craig, on January 14th, 2010 Our Armed Forces Minister Bill Rammell claims that the British may become “so risk-averse, cynical and introverted that we will find ourselves in inglorious and impotent isolation by default” just because the majority of the public can see that our politicians are lying, greedy, self-serving crooks who have sent our troops poorly-equipped into a poinltess and unwinnable war where they are being killed by ordinary Afghanis who see us as foreign invaders.
Mr. Rammell will probably die a rich man of old age in his bed, unlike the brave soldiers being sent to pointless deaths by politicians who “frankly don’t give a damn”. After all, fighting to preserve a thoroughly corrupt expenses system is much more important to our elected leaders than the loss of a few hundred lives in a hopeless war.
By David Craig, on January 13th, 2010 While the politically correct howl on about Global Warming and how it might affect us in the future, they tend not to mention one man-made disaster which already kills millions of people every year. This is the corruption, stupidity and incompetence of many Third World governments. Many of the world’s most impoverished countries are rich in natural resources – Nigeria, Zimbabwe, other African countries and the Stans. But their people live in abject poverty because of the greed, stupidity and mismanagement of the ruling elite. And now we hear that one of the world’s largest oil producers, Chavez’s Venezuela, is facing electricity shortages. Why? Greed. stupidity, corruption, mismanagement and incompetence.
So if the bleeding-hearted Guardianistas want to save human lives now, they should be marching in protest against the stupidity, mismanagement, corruption and incompetence of many Third World governments.
By David Craig, on January 12th, 2010 I’ve just read in a supposed ‘news’paper that another bunch of z-list celebs are ‘climbing’ Mount Kilimanjaro. For anyone who is interested – and I hope that means nobody – you do NOT climb Kilimanjaro, you walk up it. Moreover, it is an incredibly easy and leisurely walk except for the final night stretch to the summit which is a little strenuous. But it is still a walk and not a climb. I know, I’ve done it and it was probably just as easy as walking in Scotland – and the weather was much better.
By David Craig, on January 11th, 2010 If summer 2009 had turned out to be the ‘barbecue summer’ predicted by the useless, politically-correct jobsworths at the Met Office, we’d have been drowning in their I-told-you-so-s as they claimed the hot summer was undeniable proof of Global Warming. Similarly, if we’d had the warm winter also predicted by the almost pointless nobodies at the Met Office, they’d have been all over our screens insisting that this was further irrefutable proof of their Global Warming claptrap.
But as the summer was a wash-out and the winter a 30-year record freeze, the Met Office shamelessly claims that there is little connection between weather and climate. This allows them to say the Earth is getting warmer even though the weather is unusually cold. Still, as we know from their fiddled figures and selective use of data – Garbage in, Garbage out.
By David Craig, on January 10th, 2010 This is the absurd claim made by a fund manager interviewed for the Telegraph this week. But the gentleman makes his millions from ordinary suckers like you and me putting our cash into the stock market through shares, unit trusts and pension savings – so he would say that, wouldn’t he? Moreover, the stock market has shot up from 3,500 to around 5,500 in about a year. Is there really anybody stupid enough to believe it’s going much higher with Britain facing almost catastrophic tax rises to pay off our deficit?
What is really happening is that all the insiders have made fortunes over the last year. Now they need suckers to buy all their overpriced shares so they can get out with their mouthwatering profits leaving us with massive losses. Want to put money in the stock market now? You’d be better off flushing it down the toilet – at least then you might block your toilet and save yourself some money.
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