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The Greek bailout con

Our euroleaders have decided to ‘lend’ almost £100bn of our money to help the Greeks continue to spend more than they earn. When our leaders say this is a ‘loan’ they are lying to us in order to get German and Dutch taxpayers to cough up the money. In a couple of years, our lying leaders will tell us the situation has changed and write off the loans completely. Once again ordinary taxpayers pay the price of their leaders’ dishonesty, stupidity and greed.

The moral of the story, beware of Greeks requesting gifts.

LibDem ‘stupid policy’ problem

The Libdems have always been able to get away with lots of stupid policies like the amnesty for illegal immigrants as they never had any serious chance of being in power. Suddenly all that has changed. Clegg and Cable may form part of the next government. But they’re stuck with trying to defend their old stupid policies legacy.

Hopefully Cameron will realise that most people want Cable as Chancellor (not Boy George) and work with, rather than against the LibDems, in spite of their stupid policies.

Goldman says “Buy BP”, so I advise you “Sell!”

Goldman Sachs, the world’s most honest bank, says BP shares have fallen too far and so are a bargain. I disagree. BP’s cost-cutting has recently killed more Americans than any other oil company (Texas refinery explosion and Gulf of Mexico explosion plus problems in Alaska) and the US is starting to get tired of BP’s negligent methods of operation.

Anyway, Goldman are probably sitting on a pile of BP shares and so are desperate to push the price up and get their stupid clients to take them off Goldman’s hands before BP’s shares tank. Remember if Goldman says “BUY” you should sell and if Goldman says “SELL” you should buy.

Sell your shares

If you’ve got any money in shares or unit trusts, now might be a good time to sell and get out fast. With massive national debt problems in Greece, Spain, Portugal, Ireland, Britain and Italy and coming austerity programmes, there’s probably going to be a stunning stockmarket collapse.

Of course, I could be wrong – I usually am.

Safe seats – let’s wipe the smile off their faces

The majority of Labour and Tory MPs don’t give a toss about the election – they’ve got safe seats and think that on May 7 they can go back to stealing our money and living a life of luxury at our expense.

Let’s wipe the smug, self-satisfied smile off their faces by voting Lib-Dem. We won’t get better politicians, but it would be immensely satisfying to see many of the current Labour and Tory scumbags out of a job.

Time for Cameron to get into bed with Clegg

Even if the Lib-Dem bubble deflates slightly before 6 May, it is certain there will be a hung parliament. So Cameron has to decide – either he quickly gets into bed with Nick Clegg (as slimy Mandelscum has done) or else it’s another five years of the incompetent lying Brown.

Make up your mind Dave – in bed with Clegg or out of power forever?

The Simon-Cowellisation of politics

The first election debate has given us the Simon-Cowellisation of British politics. Nick Clegg ‘made the stage his own’, ‘went on an incredible journey’, ‘made politics relevant’ and various other Cowell cliches. Our dumb, X-Factor-loving voters are going to get the government they deserve – a Lib-Lab disaster, with compulsive liar Gordon Brown and slimy Mandelson for five ghastly more years, a collapse in the value of the pound, a massive increase in taxation, the exodus of major companies, uncontrolled immigration and full integration into the EU Superstate.

Our country’s only hope is that the millions besotted by Cleggo’s performance will be too stupid or too lazy to vote.

Cameron didn’t land a single blow

Incredible, we have the worst government and most incompetent PM in British history and Cameron can’t even land a single blow on him in the TV debate.

David, what about the fact that 90% of new jobs have gone to immigrants? Or that Brown has bankrupted the country by spending more than he took in taxes for over 10 years? Or that public spending has doubled from £350bn a year to over £700bn yet we about 10% more police, doctors, nurses and teachers and five to ten times as many bureaucrats? There’s so much Cameron could have said. Why didn’t he? Are his advisers asleep? Or do they just not give a damn?

Peerages for sale! Hurry while Labour lasts

As we hear that Alan Sugar has just bunged Labour another £400,000, it seems that it’s business as usual in Labour’s peerages for sale department. In fact, as the election approaches, the price seems to be going down.

So hurry! Snap up your peerage! Special offer! Buy now while Labour lasts!

Hold your nose and vote Tory

As we go into an election where none of the parties even mention the key issues – ballooning national debt, uncontrolled immigration, rampant political corruption, the pointless Afghanistan war, the Global Warming scam and the abject surrender of our independence to the EU – voters don’t really have much choice. Cameron and Osborne may be incompetent and self-serving, but anything would be better than letting the lying, rotten, morally putrid trio of Brown, Balls and Mandelson back into power.

So, hold your nose and vote Tory.