Hold your nose and vote Tory

As we go into an election where none of the parties even mention the key issues – ballooning national debt, uncontrolled immigration, rampant political corruption, the pointless Afghanistan war, the Global Warming scam and the abject surrender of our independence to the EU – voters don’t really have much choice. Cameron and Osborne may be incompetent and self-serving, but anything would be better than letting the lying, rotten, morally putrid trio of Brown, Balls and Mandelson back into power.

So, hold your nose and vote Tory.