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By  David Craig, on July 11th, 2010The politically-correct crowd are already bleating and moaning that the police should have prevented the piece of garbage Raol Moat from killing himself. Bollocks to this. The police should have just told him to top himself earlier. Thank goodness he’s dead. That’ll save the taxpayer millions as we won’t have to give him luxury prison accommodation for the next thirty years. Rot in hell Moat, as you deserve. It’s a pity Huntley and a few others don’t have the courage to join you. By David Craig, on July 11th, 2010The bunch of ex-Goldman Sachs b*****s who run Ocado are trying to get ordinary punters to buy shares in their loss-making business. This will let them pocket over £100 million and leave suckers with shares in a company that is going to be decimated by competition and the coming Age of Austerity. Don’t get conned by this bunch of b******s, Ocado is a dead loss. This share issue stinks to high heaven – steer clear! By David Craig, on July 9th, 2010Yesterday a fire at a Burger King closed down Liverpool Street station. If I remember correctly, Burger King has caused fires in Heathrow Airport, Amsterdam’s Schiphol Airport and now Liverpool Street Station. Those flame-grilled burgers really seem to set the world alight By David Craig, on July 7th, 2010There will be rejoicing at the Grauniad today. Firstly a Hutton-style whitewash has proved that fiddling figures on global warrming was not fiddling figures on global warming. Secondly, Supreme Court judges have ruled that any homosexual or lesbian from anywhere in the world can now come to Britain, claim asylum and live comfortably off benefits for the rest of their lives. Happy days for the dishonest, lazy, parasitic and self-interested – happy days for Grauniad readers. By David Craig, on July 7th, 2010Defending the proposed public-sector spending cuts, fresh-faced Danny Alexander tells us ‘we’re all in this together’. That’s a lie. Danny Alexander has a massive salary, huge expenses and you or I would have to save over £50,000 a year in our pension fund to get the same pension as Mr. Alexander. If we’re all in this together Mr. Alexander, how about halving the number of MPs, making them pay for their own pensions, preventing them having second and third jobs and cutting their ludicrously high expenses? No we’re not in this together Mr. Alexander. You and your friends are living the life of Riley at our expense. I believe you are a liar Mr. Alexander! Sue me if you disagree. By David Craig, on July 5th, 2010Wanting to appear caring, the government has promised to protect foreign aid from cuts. Well, here’s a rule of thumb which our leaders could think about. Repeated studies have shown that about 10% of all money handed out in benefits to British people is lost to fraud. Around 30% of all money given out by the EU is lost to fraud. And between 50% and 80% of all aid to Third World countries disappears due to fraud and corruption. Former president Jimmy Carter once said that foreign aid meant ‘taking from the poor in rich countries and giving to the rich in poor countries’. Swiss bankers will be pleased our foreign aid budget is being protected from cuts, but nobody else will benefit. By David Craig, on July 4th, 2010Nationwide have just walked away from their £20m a year sponsorship of the hopeless England football team. This is excellent news. The F.A. bosses’ greed and incompetence has led to tens of millions of pounds being wasted on a succession of self-serving bosses, overpaid ‘couldn’t-give-a-toss’ managers and third-rate ‘can’t be bothered’ teams. Meanwhile F.A. bosses have been filling their boots with fans’ money. Hopefully other sponsors will show their disgust and walk away from England’s greedy, self-serving losers and fans won’t waste their time and money going to see England play. When the money runs out, we might get a decent manager and a decent team. By David Craig, on June 29th, 2010A message to all our brave troops in Afghanistan. As your leaders prepare for their three month summer holidays, none of them gives a toss about how many of you die or are injured while they’re enjoying their long break. All our greedy, thieving MPs care about is filling their own pockets with taxpayers’ money. Our illegal invasion of Afghanistan has now lasted longer than the First and Second World Wars together and we’ve achieved less than nothing. Mr. Cameron and Mr. Clegg, before you pack your things for your luxury holidays, why not bring our troops home? By David Craig, on June 28th, 2010The FA has always behaved like a New Labour public-sector quango – wasting hundreds of millions, paying its top staff a fortune for nothing, hiring fools and idiots and always rewarding failure with multi-million pound pay-offs. Crapello will probably earn more from his pathetic failure than he would have had he actually achieved something. In the meantime the FA gravy train steams happily on making everyone on board multi-millionaires. I don’t know anything about football and I desperately need lots of money – perhaps I should apply for a job at the FA? |
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