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Which lying Miliband scumbag will lead Labour?

When Brown was PM, the Milibands had their heads thrust as far as possible up Gordon Brown’s anus in order to further their own careers. Now Brown is toast, the lying, self-serving Milibands are desperately trying to distance themselves from the catastrophic Brown government.

One of these two third-rate, self-serving, lying scumbags is likely to become PM when the x-factor obsessed public gets tired of Tory cuts. God help Britain to have another lying scumbag in the tradition of Blair and Brown in power.

Don’t get ripped off by Legal & General

Last year I started saving for a pension with Legal & General. Now I’ve found out the salesman’s promises seem to have been a bunch of lies. I tried to complain to Legal & General, but they deny everything as they siphon off my money to put in their executives’ bank accounts.

Avoid Legal & General if you can. They’re (in my opinion) a  bunch of rip-off artists. They want your money, but give nothing in return. Don’t get conned by Legal & General.

No talent required

Just seen an ad in my local newspaper. A new ITV Friday evening programme is looking for people to take part. The ad specifies in bold type “No talent required”. That pretty much tells us all we need to know about today’s x-factor obsessed, Simon-Cowellised culture where everyone wants to be famous and get money even when they have no talent at all in anything.

Welcome to no talent required Britain

Who is more repulsive? Moat or Mandelscum?

The media are bleating about people supporting Raol Moat. Moat may have been a repulsive person. But is he any more repulsive than our cheating, lying MPs who steal our money and allowed Blair and Mandelscum to send young soldiers to be killed in Afghanistan trying to prop up a corrupt, drug-dealing puppet government? Is he any more repulsive than the bankers who have wrecked the lives of millions to make themselves rich? Is he any more repulsive than the thousands of high-paid bureaucrats who siphon off billions that should be spent on hospitals, schools and police? People are angry with the greedy, dishonest, self-serving ruling elite. Praise for Moat is an expression of that anger.

Useless Lansley about to waste billions

The hopeless Andrew Lansley, whose main job before politics was working at the DTI (Department for Total Incompetence), now plans to reorganise the NHS.

Listen you idiot. If you want to make a major change, you pilot it in a few areas, test how to do it better then gradually roll it out across the country. You don’t just announce it. Idiot Lansley is about to waste billions of our money screwing up the NHS. Fire this incompetent buffoon before it is too late.

A message from MPs to our troops in Afghanistan

(to the tune of Summer Holiday)

We’re all going on three months summer holiday                                                           

To do the things you wish you could do                                                                  

Spending your money on our summer holidays                                                        

We don’t care what happens to you-hoo-hoo                                                        

We’re all right so sod you!

Are all British surveyors corrupt?

Having recently bought a flat, I found that the surveyor who should have been working for me, deliberately overlooked a whole series of faults with the property. The problem was that the surveyor has frequently worked with the estate agent and so didn’t want to tell me the flat was a disaster otherwise I wouldn’t have bought it and the estate agent wouldn’t have got his commission.

Are all British surveyors as corrupt?

Three more lives wasted

Another three British troops killed in Afghanistan trying to prop up a corrupt, drug-dealing puppet government that will collapse as soon as we are eventually forced to retreat from that godforsaken country.

Our MPs don’t give a toss. They’re busy cheating on their expenses and planning their three-month summer holidays. And from the comfort of the MoD’s newly refurbished £2bn offices, some arrogant little bureaucratic toss-bag at the MoD commented, “An investigation is under way and more details will be released when appropriate.”

“Work till you die” EU advises

Eurocrats are busy telling member countries that they will have to increase pension ages to reduce the massive financial burden of their ageing populations. Of course, there is one exception to this advice – the EU bureaucracy. They will keep their extraordinarily generous, full-pension, early retirement for all their staff so none will have to work beyond sixty and many will be able to take it easy in their mid-fifties.

‘Work till you die’ is their message to us, while they can live a life of luxury at our expense. It’s a pity neither Cameron nor Clegg seem to want the eurocrats to share the pain of the Age of Austerity.

‘How to Lift Shirts’ by Mandelscum

It appears that the preposterously pompous Lord Mandelscum has graced us with his one-sided recollections of how he once was the most important person in Britain.

Let’s hope the few people left in Britain who still buy and read books will ingore the preening Mandelscum’s self-serving drivel.