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Has the fat, hypocritical Fox no shame?

Chubby, jolly Defence Secretary Liam Fox has declared his outrage at a computer game where players take the role of Taliban killing British soldiers. This is just a game, Mr. Fox. Perhaps it is more outrageous that we have a bunch of lying, self-serving MPs who spend more time cheating on their expenses than they do thinking about all the British lives being wasted in Afghaniscam.

Our MPs don’t give a toss about our soldiers being killed and maimed, but claim they are outraged over a stupid computer game. Liars, hypocrites, thieves and scum the lot of them.

Taliban defeated! Great victory for us!

Some dopey US general is claiming on the BBC that after 10 years fighting, the Taliban are being defeated. This is rubbish. The obsequious BBC are probably the only people who believe this. In fact, the Taliban and Afghan freedom fighters are winning the battle against the invading US and British armies. And everyone in Afghanistan knows that once the foreign soldiers leave there will be a bloodbath. But Karzai and his cronies will all get out safely with the hundreds of millions they have stolen from us.

Bring our soldiers home and leave Afghanistan – the whole country is not worth a single British or American life

“One million percent yes!”

You guessed it – the X-Factor is back with it’s usual collection of the talentless, the shallow and the inane. And some people might say that’s just the judges. As for the contestants – an endless stream of blubbing and squealing nonentities supported by their obese, ugly families. Most seem to be ‘single mums’ (benefit scrounging slags who have no idea who fathered their swarms of children), hairdressers and jobless layabouts who couldn’t spell the word ‘work’.

Although Cowell makes tens of millions, doesn’t he ever get a bit bored of the garbage he serves up? Answer: “One million percent yes!”

A new, competitive Britain? Look at Asda’s customers

The only thing that can save Britain from avoiding bankruptcy following Bottler Brown’s public spending bonanza is for our industry to win larger shares of international markets. But can Britain ever compete? Try visiting your local Asda or Primark and look at the stupid, obese, burger-guzzling, pig-ignorant, tracksuit wearing, X-Factor-obsessed, snarling slobs with their hordes of ugly, uneducated, screaming spawn.

They are the future of Britain. Maybe it’s time to emigrate.

Dave, give us money to leave

Cameron wants Turkey to join the EU. But the week after they join there will be five to ten million Turks queuing up at Dover demanding their human rights – benefits for life, housing, schooling for their children and NHS healthcare for their families.

If Dave wants all his Turkish friends to invade Britain in their millions, couldn’t he give us Brits resettlement grants to leave Britain to make room for the benefits-hungry Turkish hordes. I’d happily leave if Dave would give me a bit of help.

Well done the bull

In Spain a bull has just leapt out of a bullfighting ring into the crowd and injured 30 people. Seems like the cowardly, bloodthirsty Spaniards love to see helpless bulls tortured and murdered, but are not so happy when the occasional bull fights back and they get a few cuts and bruises.

Well done, the bull.

Is liar Blair lying about his book of lies?

Blair now claims that ever since he left Downing Street, he had intended to give the proceeds from his book to the British Legion. But the slippery creature probably received over £1m when he signed his contract with his publisher and another £1m+ when he delivered his typescript. Yet all of this seems to be resting in his bank account, rather than going to the British Legion.

Blair claims he will give his money away – don’t believe a word of it. More lies from the author of The Book of Lies

Imran Khan wants our money too

Having seen how much Pakistan’s President Mr. Ten Percent has stolen from money donated to help Pakistan’s flood victims, cricketer turned politician Imran Khan has launched his own appeal. Hasn’t he and his multi-millionaire wife got enough money already without stealing from those affected by the floods.

A good disaster always means snouts in the trough for Pakistan’s noble, selfless, honest politicians .

Send Blair to Iraq

Lots more people dead in Iraq. Lord Anthony Blair is meant to be our Middle East peace envoy. Couldn’t we send him to Iraq and keep him there till the country is at peace?

After all, he knows a bit about the country and is convinced that he is its saviour. And maybe they’ll want to buy loads of copies of his book. “Send Blair to Bagdhad” should be the popular cry. Lord Tony can spread peace and love (while getting millions more for himself and his gruesome wife).

‘Liar’ Blair’s brilliant PR coup

The master of spin has done it again. He’s pulled off a brilliant PR coup by claiming he’ll give some money from his book of lies to the British Legion. If Blair really gave a toss about the soldiers whose lives were ruined in his illegal Iraq war, he could have given the money quietly without a huge PR assault on the press.

This is just another cynical move by Blair to get himself in the headlines and sell some more books. It will be interesting to see whether the British Legion ever gets a penny. Most likely Blair will weasel-word his way out of his pledge and walk off with all the cash himself. Is there no depth to which this man and his ghastly wife will not sink to fill their own pockets?