Dave, give us money to leave

Cameron wants Turkey to join the EU. But the week after they join there will be five to ten million Turks queuing up at Dover demanding their human rights – benefits for life, housing, schooling for their children and NHS healthcare for their families.

If Dave wants all his Turkish friends to invade Britain in their millions, couldn’t he give us Brits resettlement grants to leave Britain to make room for the benefits-hungry Turkish hordes. I’d happily leave if Dave would give me a bit of help.