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By  David Craig, on August 18th, 2011 Here they go again. Our lying PM David ‘Conqueror’ Cameron and his new buddy Nicholas ‘Smallcock’ Sarkozy are now interfering in Syria’s internal affairs. They’ve started by demanding that the goofy-looking idiot running Syria resigns. What are they going to do next? Start bombing? We have now been encouraging Afghan freedom fighters to kill our troops for over 10 years – longer than both World Wars put together – and have achieved nothing. Iraq was a disaster. In Libya Gaddafi may eventually be forced out, but we will be hated forever for sending our planes to kill Arabs.
When will these pompous buffoons Liar Cameron and Smallcock Sarkozy learn that they are elected to protect the interests of their own countries? If Arabs want to keep on killing each other, then we should sell them the weapons and let them get on with it – at least this will create some British jobs.
By David Craig, on August 18th, 2011 News that U2 singer Bono’s shares in Facebook are now worth close to $1bn should cheer the hearts of the world’s poorest. After all, was it not the tax-avoiding Bono who has campaigned to have us ordinary taxpayers give endless amounts of our money to be stolen by the leaders of the world’s most corrupt countries? Well, now Bono can afford to give a few hundred million of his own money to help the poor. In fact he can afford to solve the hunger in the Horn of Africa.
So will we see the garrulous Bono stepping forward to put his own big money where his big mouth is? I rather doubt it.
By David Craig, on August 18th, 2011 History is repeating itself. Seventy years ago, the Dutch surrendered to Germany without so much as a fart of resistance. Now the Dutch have done it again. Like other countries in the eurozone, the Dutch have surrendered their sovereignty to Germany without even the slightest murmur of resistance. ‘Muttonhead’ Merkel and ‘Smallcock’ Sarzozy get together for a couple of hours, decide to centralise all the eurozone’s economies under German control and other countries meekly fall into line. I can understand Greeks, Italians, Spanish. Irish and Portuguese accepting German control as their national governments are so corrupt and incompetent that anything would be better. Austria once welcomed Hitler, so they have no problems being run by Germany. And, of course, Sarkozy gets the Germans to bail out French banks which are mostly bankrupt. But for previously independent states like Holland and Finland to hand over control of their countries to Germany seems slightly depressing.
The European Superstate – the EUSSR ruled by Germany – is here. Get used to it.
By David Craig, on August 17th, 2011 Almost all the aid we send to Africa is stolen by corrupt politicians and bureaucrats. The only way to help ordinary Africans is to give them jobs. So why not have a “3 strikes and out rule” in Britain. Any criminal convicted for a third offence is automatically sent to serve their sentence in an African prison. Of course, the food and facilities may not be as luxurious as a British prison – but prison is meant to have a deterrent effect, so tough! This would be a lot cheaper for British taxpayers and I doubt anyone who has spent a few months in an African prison will really feel like committing any more crimes.
I’m sure there are plenty of African countries who would be eager to sign contracts to look after our scum for us. This would create jobs in Africa and reduce criminality here. All in all a great solution to two previously insoluble problems.
By David Craig, on August 17th, 2011 Am I alone in thinking that the Murdochs have been lying about their knowledge of phone hacking? Am I alone in thinking that Coulson has lied about phone hacking? Am I alone in thinking that Rebekah Brooks has been lying about phone hacking? Am I alone in thinking Cameron has been lying about his knowledge of phone hacking? Am I alone in thinking that the reason Cameron hired Coulson is that he was ordered to by Rebekah Brooks so that News International would have tighter control of Government policy? Am I alone in thinking that one reason our police are so ineffective is that they’ve been too busy taking bribes from News International?
Am I alone in thinking that our whole ruling class of Lords, MPs, top police and bankers are all liars and thieves out to loot as much of taxpayers’ money as they can grab for themselves? Am I alone in thinking that the rioters were only doing what their greedy, lying, thieving, hypocritical leaders have been doing for years?
By David Craig, on August 16th, 2011 When is a cut not a cut? When it is implemented by pompous liar George Osborne. Our lying chancellor claims he is cutting public spending, yet it goes up every month. That’s Osbornomics for you. One reason public spending keeps increasing is because Cameron and Osborne keep shovelling our cash into the pockets of their mates and brown-nosers. At a time of supposed austerity, Cameron has stuffed the House of Lords with his cronies so that we now have more peers than ever before. Becoming a Lord allows you to steal taxpayers’ money for the rest of your life without ever going to the inconvenience of producing receipts showing what you have done with the money. Parliament is also loosening controls on MPs’ expenses so that they can also steal more of our cash without fear of any retribution. And while the rest of us have our pension savings savaged, the likes of the useless incompetent Mervyn King have seen over a million pounds more of our money put into their pension funds.
You and I may be getting squeezed, but our leaders have never had it so good.
By David Craig, on August 16th, 2011 If Cheryl Cole wants to make millions appearing as a ‘judge’ on programmes like Simon “Slimey” Cowell’s fiX-factor, that’s ok. After all, if millions of people are stupid enough to believe they are watching Cheryl Cole judging a genuine talent competition, then good luck to her. Long may she take their money. But I feel like being sick when I see multimillionaire Cheryl Cole flouncing around in Loreal ads telling women, most of whom probably have very little money, to buy (what I consider to be) overpriced rubbish “because you’re worth it”. I realise that celebs have to make as much money as they can while they can. But don’t any of them have any moral values? We also have multimillionaire Michael Parkinson flogging some insurance product.
Cheryl and Michael – what I perceive as your greed makes me sick.
By David Craig, on August 15th, 2011 Since the riots, politically-correct BBC journalists have produced an almost endless stream of inarticulate ‘yoofs’ all claiming the only reason they went on a rampage was because they didn’t have any ‘oppertoonities’ – a word most probably couldn’t spell. It never occurred to the useless BBC journalists to ask any of these thieves things like what skills they had which would give them opportunities by making them employable or why 90% of all new jobs have gone to hard-working, highly educated foreigners rather than pig-ignorant, ill-disciplined, uneducated, thieving British scum.
Though most shameful have been the repulsive Harman and the reptilian Ken Livingstone blaming the riots on government cuts (which haven’t happened yet) rather than New Labour’s failed policies on education, deprivation and the family. As for the floundering Ed Milibean – what a useless waste of skin he has been.
By David Craig, on August 13th, 2011 The figures are frightening. This year’s students will graduate owing around £26,000. Next year this will be over £50,000. Who would want to go to university with that debt hanging over them? But why can’t we afford to educate our children? One reason is that we have to pay the massive pensions of the Brown bureaucrats. These are the hundreds of thousands of pointless managers recruited on £100,000+ salaries under the financially incontinent liar Gordon Brown’s time as chancellor. These greedy useless fools will all retire on pensions of £50,000 or more a year. Many council and hospital executives for example will be on pensions of over £100,000 a year. For doing what? Pushing bits of paper around and attending endless meetings where they managed to waste over one trillion pounds of our money under Liar Brown’s reign.
If we set a maximum public-sector pension of say the average wage (about£26,000 a year) we could afford to educate our children. It’s a pity Liar Cameron and Liar Osborne haven’t the balls to take action and cut public-sector fat-cat salaries and pensions. But that’s what happens when you elect worthless, pompous lying cowards.
By David Craig, on August 12th, 2011 Congratulations to an Australian TV interviewer. When he confronted Fat Princess Fergie with a film showing her greed, arrogance and stupidity, she stormed out of the TV studio in rage. After all, she wants us to believe she is not just a shallow, avaricious, social-climbing, self-obsessed piece of turd. It’s a pity that British interviewers just brown-nose the royals (hello Nicholas Witchell) instead of having the courage to expose garbage like Prince Charles for the selfish moaning idiot that he really is and Prince Andrew for being almost as repulsive and thick as his ghastly ex-wife.
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