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Don’t ski with Crystal Ski!

We went skiing with Crystal Ski. After all, it looked like a proper holiday company. But arriving at the airport we found that Crystal Ski was owned by the ghastly Thomson Holidays. So what we got for our money was just another bog-awful, bog-standard Thomson Holiday. That meant filthy planes; two hours waiting in the […]

The French aren’t cowards and the Germans aren’t square-headed

Now that the politically-correct Thought Police have pounced on a Top Gear presenter’s joke about Mexicans, we are being forced to revisit some of our most cherished prejudices. So the French are not arrogant, unfriendly cheese-eating surrender monkeys; the Germans are not pompous, unimaginative, rule-obsessed automatons; Italians are not chaotic, overexcitable and corrupt; the Spanish […]