Snouts in the Trough

I’ve not been watching Simon ‘Slimey’ Cowell’s karaoke show the fiX-Factor. But reading all the outraged newspaper articles, it does seem that Slimey is guilty of defrauding all those stupid enough to vote for the third-raters on the show. Apparently on the most recent show, host Dermot O’Leary told viewers: ‘Your votes and your votes […]