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Simon Cowell as new immigration minister

The gruesome, reptilian (in my opinion) Simon Cowell continues his takeover of dumbed-down, stupid, obese chav Britain. Apparently our immigration policy is now being decided on how well illegal immigrants perform on Cowell’s (lack of) talent show. If they then add in a load of blubbering and ‘I’m doin’ this for my mum’ apparently they […]

Expense fiddlers and third-raters lead Labour

Labour seem to have chosen their greatest expense fiddlers to populate their shadow cabinet. But the biggest joke of all must be making the reportedly idle Postman Pat shadow chancellor. The thought of Postman Pat trying to get to grips with the complexity of economics should bring a smile to the faces of everyone who […]

Stupid navy boys want their big toys

Our useless, overpaid admirals have decided to cut the size of the navy so that they can get their hands on some expensive new toys – two aircraft carriers. Leaving aside that fact that we won’t have any planes to put on the carriers due to navy incompetence, this is still a really stupid decision. […]