‘Sir’ Keir is surprised

weekend blog

‘Sir’ Keir Starmer lets tens of thousands of illegal male migrants of military age often from countries which teach that all Jews should be killed to invade our country and then ‘Sir’ Keir is surprised when there is a rise in anti-semitic attacks.

‘Sir’ Keir promises to “smash the gangs” and “stop the boats” but does sweet FA. In fact, he ensures that Britain remains the most attractive destination in the world for illegals. Then ‘Sir’ Keir is surprised that people start to believe he is an impotent, putrid, lying PoS.

‘Sir’ Keir Starmer brings in new laws targetting landlords imposing new rules and regulations and then ‘Sir’ Keir is surprised when many landlords sell up, the number of rental properties fall, demand is much greater than supply and rental prices rise making it more difficult for people to find somewhere affordable to rent. Once again ‘Sir’ Keir is surprised.

‘Sir’ Keir Starmer deliberately distances Britain from our greatest ally, the US, in order to drag Britain back into the EU, which consistently exploits our country, and then ‘Sir’ Keir is surprised when the US questions whether Britain can be a trusted ally.

‘Sir’ Keir gives away strategically-important British territory, the Chagos Islands, and about £35 billion of British taxpayers’ money to a small corrupt country, Mauritius, largely run by the Chinese Communist Party and then ‘Sir’ Keir is surprised when people start to view him as a UK-hating, treacherous scumbag.

‘Sir’ Keir volunteers his time and professional knowledge to help his human rights lawyer chums pursue lucrative legal cases against British soldiers for events which happened decades ago, when many of the British soldiers were just young squaddies aged 19 or 20, and then ‘Sir’ Keir is surprised when our military feels they have lost the backing of the political class and the military have difficulty in recruiting. Yes, ‘Sir’ Keir is once again surprised.

‘Sir’ Keir’s hopeless Chancellor imposes huge tax increases on any business with employees and then ‘Sir’ Keir and his waste-of-skin Chancellor are surprised when businesses stop hiring, unemployment rises and the economy goes into recession. Yet again ‘Sir’ Keir is really surprised.

‘Sir’ Keir’s foul-mouthed, pig-ignorant gobshite former deputy prime minister crushes businesses with new restrictive labour laws and then ‘Sir’ Keir and the (tax avoiding?) gobshite are surprised when many companies are afraid to risk taking on new employees. Another surprise for ‘Sir’ Keir and his gang.

‘Sir’ Keir is both surprised and very very angry indeed when he finds out what everybody else has known for years – that his choice for UK ambassador to the US is a bit of a recidivist wrong ‘un. This time ‘Sir’ Keir is both surprised and extremely extremely angry that nobody told him what everybody already knew.

‘Sir’ Keir lets crazed eco-lunatic Mad Ed MIliband impose the highest energy prices in the developed world on British households and businesses due to Miliband Junior’s monomaniacal ‘renewable energy’ fantasies and then ‘Sir’ Keir is surprised when British oil refineries, steel works, chemical factories, glassworks and other industries close their UK operations throwing thousands of skilled workers out of a job. It’s all a bit of a surprise to ‘Sir’ Keir and madman Miliband.

‘Sir’ Keir also lets the (IMHO) mentally deranged, life-long parasite Miliband Junior block any new drilling for oil or gas in the North Sea and then ‘Sir’ Keir is surprised when Britain’s former thriving oil capital Aberdeen becomes an impoverished ghost town and Britain has to expensively import oil and gas from other countries. ‘Sir’ Keir is surprised as he never expected this might result from preventing Britain from using its own energy resources.

‘Sir’ Keir and his inept Chancellor keep borrowing and borrowing and borrowing money Britain can never pay back and then nasal robotic ‘Sir’ Keir and his equally nasal and robotic Chancellor are surprised when about 90% of the money we are now borrowing is needed just to pay the interest on the money we have already borrowed. That surprises ‘Sir’ Keir and his (IMHO) ponderous intellectually-challenged, serially-incompetent sidekick.

‘ Sir’ Keir gives massive handouts to those who contribute absolutely nothing to our country – the ever-expanding public sector and the ever-increasing armies of those who can’t be arsed to work – while asphyxiating the productive parts of our economy with constantly-increasing taxes and then ‘Sir’ Keir is surprised when businesses view Britain as hostile to private enterprise and decide to invest their money elsewhere. Just another surprise for ‘Sir’ Keir.

‘Sir’ Keir (and also allegedly Lady Victoria Sponger) take thousands of pounds of free stuff from Lord Alibaba and then ‘Sir’ Keir is surprised when people start to think he was lying when he promised a government of openness and integrity. Surprise after surprise for ‘Sir’ Keir.

‘Sir’ Keir sets up a two-tier ‘justice’ system in which White British are brutally punished for the slightest wrong-thought or wrong-speech while the invading masses are let off lightly however heinous their crimes and then ‘Sir’ Keir is surprised when people refer to him as “two-tier Keir”.

‘Sir’ Keir does almost everything in his power to block a public inquiry into the rape gangs brutalising tens of thousands of White British, often underage girls in order to keep the Muslim vote for Labour and then ‘Sir’ Keir is surprised when people think he is a brazen liar whenever he blethers on about protecting British women and girls.

There are many many other things which seem to surprise probably the most useless, loathed, incompetent, anti-British Prime Minister in our history. Life must be exciting for ‘Sir’ Keir as each day seems to bring a new surprise.