Surrender monkey Starmer’s “Great British Giveaway”

weekend blog

So, it looks like the (IMHO) treacherous, UK-hating, WEF- and UN-adoring Starmer is going ahead with his Chagos Islands giveaway in spite of opposition by the US. We’re told that ‘international law’ forces us to give the islands and £35 billion to Mauritius. But that, like pretty much everything the (IMHO) lying liar Starmer says, is a lie. We’re also told that we’re giving the islands to Mauritius. In reality, we’re giving them to Starmer’s new chums in the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) as part of Starmer’s obsession with soiling our links with our erstwhile ally America in order to suck up to our enemy China.

However, I don’t wish to spend this blog carping and criticising. So, in spirit of trying to help our government make the best possible decisions in the WEF’s (sorry, I meant ‘Britain’s) interests, I investigated what other British territories Starmer could use the excuse of ‘international law’ to give away to countries who loathe us almost as much as Starmer seems to loathe us.

Here are the main overseas territories still controlled by Britain:

• Anguilla: Caribbean
• Bermuda: North Atlantic Ocean
• British Antarctic Territory: Antarctica
• British Indian Ocean Territory: Indian Ocean
• British Virgin Islands: Caribbean
• Cayman Islands: Caribbean
• Falkland Islands: South Atlantic Ocean
• Gibraltar: Europe/Mediterranean
• Montserrat: Caribbean
• Pitcairn, Henderson, Ducie and Oeno Islands: Pacific Ocean
• Saint Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha: South Atlantic Ocean
• South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands: South Atlantic Ocean
• Sovereign Base Areas of Akrotiri and Dhekelia: Cyprus (Mediterranean)
• Turks and Caicos Islands: Caribbean

Wow, look at all the opportunities for our surrender-monkey PM Starmer to give away in order to damage Britain and grovel to our enemies.

For a start, in order to curry favour with the German-run European Union, Starmer could hand over Gibraltar to Spain. After all, surely Starmer and Hermer could find some ‘international law’ which says that the original treaty handing Gibraltar to Britain was illegal and that Gibraltar should belong to Spain? Perhaps Starmer and Hermer can even find an ‘international law’ which says we should throw in a few tens of billions of our money as ‘reparations’ to Spain for Britain owning Gibraltar for so many years?

Or there are the Falkland Islands. Reportedly there’s lots of oil and gas in that area as well as abundant fish stocks. We don’t need the Falklands’ oil and gas in Britain as we have mad Ed Miliband’s wonderful 12th century windmills and we don’t have a fishing industry anymore. It can’t be too difficult for Starmer and Hermer to find an ‘international law’ which demands the Malvinas be handed over to the Argies?, And there must be some ‘international law’ stating that the British defence of the Falklands after the Argie invasion was illegal. So we also should give the Argies billions of reparations for the sinking of the Belgrano and for all the Argy soldiers killed in Thatcher’s supposedly ‘illegal’ Falklands war?

And then there are our military bases in Cyprus. Under ‘international law’ do we actually have a right to control these bases? Perhaps ‘international law’ dictates that China has just as much right to these bases as Britain? So we could give those directly to China? After all, in Starmer’s ‘international law’ world communist totalitarian China is our friend and democratic, freedom-loving America is our enemy.

Hey, and while we’re having our “Great British Giveaway” Starmer, what about expelling the Americans from their military bases in the UK and handing those over to China too? After all, you’ve just refused the US permission to use their UK military bases for any action against your ayatollah friends in Iran because that would go against your beloved ‘international law’ (and might upset your Muslim voters). So, if the Americans are forbidden by ‘international law’ from using the bases to defend the Free World, you might as well give the bases to the Chinese. You could also give the Chinese lots of our borrowed money to cover the expense of them moving their fighter jets and bombers and missiles and military personnel to Britain.

Dear Mr Starmer, honourable Knight of the Realm, I hope this short blog gives you a few good ideas on what other British territories you and your band of treacherous, UK-hating Labour scum could use the excuse of ‘international law’ to surrender to our enemies.

Have a good weekend, Mr Starmer.