Will you “believe two impossible things before breakfast”?

Monday -Tuesday blog

We have heard so many lies by the (IMHO) worthless lying liar Keir ‘Liar’ Starmer and the bunch of out-of-their-depth floundering incompetents in his pathetic excuse for a government, that’s it’s difficult to take anything they say seriously. But over the next couple of weeks slimy slithering Starmer and his gang of fools are expecting us to believe two even bigger lies than those he has tried to fool us with so far.

Shabana ‘Mohammedin’ Mahmood’s great immigration ‘crackdown’

I haven’t looked at the details of Mohammedin Mahmood’s much vaunted immigration supposed ‘crackdown’ Life’s too short. But there already some more than obvious (deliberate?) rather monstrous holes in Mahmood’s promises. For a start, none of her great new rules will apply to any of the 4 million or so migrants who have invaded our country as part of and after the Boriswave. Moreover, immigrtaion is still running at over 400,000 a year and there must be hundreds of thousands of illegals already here.

Secondly, will Mahmood get her fabulous new laws past her own open-borders, hug-a-migrant, UK-loathing MPs and Starmer’s UK-loathing, grifting, yuman rights lawyer chums??

Thirdly, does anyone really believe that someone from Mahmood’s background is an ardent, Union-Jack-waving patriot determined to defend Britain’s borders against the Third-world invasion?

And fourth, if she actually wanted to defend our borders, she’d send out the useless Border Farce and even a few small Royal Navy ships (if the Navy has any left) to force the boats back to France.

Lies, lies and more lies. But maybe you’re prepared to believe some impossible things before breakfast?

‘Economist’ Reeves can grow the economy by taxing us into penury

We saw how Labour’s first budget, with its jobs tax, massive increase in business rates and punitive changes in inheritance tax brought the economy to a shuddering halt. Moreover, our politicians and make-believe economists claim the economy is growing, though that growth is barely visible. But I have shown in a previous blog that the supposed growth is a mirage. Just the 5% rise in public-sector wages provided about 5 times the claimed ‘growth’. So the real economy, which supports our bloated, incompetent, deliver-nothing public sector is actually falling off a cliff and hundredds of thousands of jobs have been lost since Reeves’s last budgetary farce.

Even worse, by delaying her next budget as late as possible, useless useless useless Reeves had crushed economic activity while people and companies hold on to their money in fear of what Useless Useless Useless will do in her upcoming budget. Though, I suspect Useless Useless Useless is not actually doing the budget. I suspect that the real budget writer is a gentleman called Torsten ‘tax-tax-tax’ Bell. You just need to Google him to understand how economy-devastating his budget will be.

But if you want to believe two impossible things before breakfast – Mahmmod will control our borders and Reeves/Bell can tax their way to growth – then I suggest you look for a psychiatrist.

Broken Britain video

And just to cheer you up: