Why are our plods so useless, useless, useless?

Weekend blog

You’ll all have seen the story about how our uselsss, useless, useless police are searching for an illegal migrant (who had being staying at the Bell Hotel in Epping at our expense) who was ‘accidentally’ released from prison where he was supposed to serve time for sexually assaulting a schoolgirl and a woman.

As I write this, I believe our useless, useless, useless plods still haven’t found the guy yet.

But here’s some video allegedly showing the ‘accidentally-released’ gentleman, still in his prison grey tracksuit chatting with some of his ‘bruvs’. It looks like he is asking directions to somewhere.

It seems that members of the public know where he is, but still our useless, useless, useless plod can’t find him!

It might be worth mentioning that some people are suggesting that this fine individual was actually intentionally released in order to give the Starmer Stasi an excuse to accelerate the introduction of Starmer’s wonderful digital IDs.