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Breaking news! Breaking news! Assad develops flying porker. Can hit London in 45 minutes!

The latest news coming out of Syria from British “intelligence” is that Assad has developed a new type of pink flying pig that is capable of striking western  targets within 45 minutes. Normally the US and Britain would take this to the UN, but after the last lot of 45-minute porkies they told, it is unlikely anyone will believe them.

So Britain and the US will attack Syria before the flying porker can be deployed.

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