Breaking news! Breaking news! Assad develops flying porker. Can hit London in 45 minutes!

The latest news coming out of Syria from British “intelligence” is that Assad has�developed a new type of pink flying pig that is capable of striking western� targets within 45 minutes. Normally the US and Britain would take this to the UN, but after the last lot of 45-minute porkies they told, it is unlikely anyone�will believe them.

So Britain and the US will attack Syria before the flying porker can be deployed.