Britain’s coming paralympics glory

With a greater proportion of the population claiming disability benefits than any other country in the world, Britain is sure to get medal glory at the next paralympics. I see many of our paralympians training at Asda, Tesco and Primark. They waddle around in their tracksuits, surrounded by crowds of their screaming, ugly, ill-educated spawn,�grabbing massive piles of junk food and cheap lager. No doubt many of these ghastly children will also soon be registering for their disability benefits without ever having done a day’s work in their lives.

Bring on 2012, when Britain’s disabled seem destined�for Olympic glory.