Britain’s coming paralympics glory

With a greater proportion of the population claiming disability benefits than any other country in the world, Britain is sure to get medal glory at the next paralympics. I see many of our paralympians training at Asda, Tesco and Primark. They waddle around in their tracksuits, surrounded by crowds of their screaming, ugly, ill-educated spawn, grabbing massive piles of junk food and cheap lager. No doubt many of these ghastly children will also soon be registering for their disability benefits without ever having done a day’s work in their lives.

Bring on 2012, when Britain’s disabled seem destined for Olympic glory.