Rejoicing at the Grauniad

There will be rejoicing at the Grauniad today. Firstly a Hutton-style whitewash has proved that fiddling figures on global warrming was not fiddling figures on global warming. Secondly,�Supreme Court�judges have ruled that any homosexual or lesbian from anywhere in the world can now come to Britain, claim asylum and live comfortably off benefits for the rest of their lives.

Happy days for the dishonest, lazy, parasitic and self-interested – happy days for Grauniad readers.