Goldman says “Buy BP”, so I advise you “Sell!”

Goldman Sachs, the world’s most honest bank, says BP shares have fallen too far and so are a bargain. I disagree. BP’s cost-cutting has recently killed more Americans than any other oil company (Texas refinery explosion and Gulf of Mexico explosion plus problems in Alaska) and the US is starting to get tired of BP’s negligent methods of operation.

Anyway, Goldman are probably sitting on a pile of BP shares and so are desperate to push the price up and get their stupid clients to take them off Goldman’s hands before BP’s shares tank. Remember if Goldman says “BUY” you should sell and if Goldman says “SELL” you should buy.