David Craig, on December 4th, 2021weekend blog
For various reasons, I haven’t time to research and write a blog this weekend.
So, for something completely different, here’s a “Spot the Ladyboy” competition.
The link takes you to a rather overlong livestream recorded by a blogger on Friday 3 December. If you spool forward to 1.07.30 (one hour, seven minutes and 30 seconds) into the livestream, the presenter shows three screens. In each screen there are two ‘females’. One is a real female and one is a ladyboy. Your task is to spot the ladyboy. It’s not easy!
The competition takes about 8 minutes and ends at around 1.15.40.
Good luck
Category: 
When you are on holiday and, after you manage to spot the Ladyboy, which one of you gets on their back DC?
#Accidental Partridge
That’s 8 minutes of my life I have wasted. I was thinking that YouTube ban Tony Heller and yet allow this rubbish. The dumbing down continues.
Before watching this I read an email from Coalition for Marriage about the government consultation on the Conversion Therapy Bill, which claims parents could be criminalised by disagreeing with their children. The new normal is the government controlling every aspect of our lives. It is getting easier to do and that video shows why.
Nelson: “Order the signal, Hardy.”
Hardy: “Aye, aye sir.”
Nelson: “Hold on, this isn’t what I dictated to Flags. What’s the meaning of this?”
Hardy: “Sorry sir?”
Nelson (reading aloud): “ England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability.’ What gobbledygook is this for God’s sake?”
Hardy: “Admiralty policy, I’m afraid, sir. We’re an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil’s own job getting “ England ” past the censors, lest it be considered racist.”
Nelson: “Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco.”
Hardy: “Sorry sir. All naval vessels have now been designated smoke-free working environments.”
Nelson: “In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the main brace to steel the men before battle.”
Hardy: “The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. Its part of the Government’s policy on binge drinking..”
Nelson: “Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow’s nest, please.”
Hardy: “That won’t be possible, sir.”
Nelson: “What?”
Hardy: “Health and Safety have closed the crow’s nest, sir. No harness; and they said that rope ladders don’t meet regulations. They won’t let anyone up there until proper scaffolding can be erected.”
Nelson: “Then get me the ship’s carpenter without delay, Hardy.”
Hardy: “He’s busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the foredeck Admiral.”
Nelson: “Wheelchair access? I’ve never heard anything so absurd.”
Hardy: “Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier- free environment for the differently abled.”
Nelson: “Differently abled? I’ve only one arm and one eye and I refuse even to hear mention of the word. I didn’t rise to the rank of admiral by playing the disability card.”
Hardy: “Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under- represented in the areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency.”
Nelson: “I’ve never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men to stand by to engage the enemy.”
Hardy: “The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral.”
Nelson: “What? This is mutiny!”
Hardy: “It’s not that, sir. It’s just that they’re afraid of being charged with murder if they actually kill anyone. There are a couple of legal-aid lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks.”
Nelson: “Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?”
Hardy: “Actually, sir, we’re not.”
Nelson: “We’re not?”
Hardy: “No, sir. The French and the Spanish are our European partners now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn’t even be in this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation.”
Nelson: “But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil.”
Hardy: “I wouldn’t let the ship’s diversity coordinator hear you saying that sir. You’ll be up on disciplinary report.”
Nelson: “You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your King.”
Hardy: “Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age. Now put on your Kevlar vest; it’s the rules. It could save your life”
Nelson: “Don’t tell me – Health and Safety. Whatever happened to rum, sodomy and the lash?”
Hardy: As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there’s a ban on corporal punishment.”
Nelson: “What about sodomy?”
Hardy: “I believe that is now legal, sir.”
Nelson: “In that case
……………. Kiss me, Hardy.”
I actually had the experience of working alongside “The ladyboys of Bankock” over 15 years ago.
It was all a bit of a shock and i had no idea what to expect.
They were all Thai’s from every part of their country and they worked hard rehearsing and performing two shows a day seven days a week. Like most people, i had preconceived ideas that the show would be very lewd but it was the total opposite except for a few comedy sketches where they poked fun at themselves. They produced a very entertaining family oriented song and dance show.
Meeting the cast off stage was intersting as although they all thought of themselves as 2ladies” they were kind of ordinary in as much as they chatted and jioked and argued amonst themselves just like girls in the 6th form.
They send most of their money home to support extended families and raise a lot iof money for charity.
Most of them have extensive surgery and they tend to have reduced lifespans as a result.
Meeting them as I did taught me not to be so judgmental which allowed me to focus any natural Xenophobia squarley on the Dutch.