“Climbing” my A***

I’ve just read in a supposed ‘news’paper that another bunch of z-list celebs are ‘climbing’ Mount Kilimanjaro. For anyone who is interested – and I hope that means nobody – you do NOT climb Kilimanjaro, you walk up it. Moreover, it is an incredibly easy and leisurely walk except for the final night stretch to the summit which is a little strenuous. But it is still a walk and not a climb. I know, I’ve done it and it was probably just as easy as walking in Scotland – and the weather was much better.