Our money – Mr Coe’s £9bn job application and our euroleaders have just blown €250bn

I realise that a certain Mr Coe will make piles of (well-earned?) money after spending £9bn of our taxes on an Olympic Games that should only have cost us £2.4bn or so. Plus, keeping a straight face, this Mr Coe has apparently claimed the Games are on budget. At least he’s got a sense of humour. But has Mr Coe got greater ambitions? Is he using the London Games as a springboard to get himself a nice, well-paid sinecure as boss or senior official at the notoriously corrupt International Olympics Committee? Let’s hope so, then he can waste their money. We don’t have any left after his great spending spree on himself and his olympocrat mates, oh yes, and a little bit of sport too.

Good heavens. What a surprise. Apparently Greece is still bankrupt after bailout number two or three or maybe it’s number four – who can remember any more? However, our lying, incompetent euroleaders have a solution to save their project of an EU superstate run by them for them. Yes, having poured €250bn (€1,000 for every man, woman and child in the eurozone) into the lazy, corrupt black hole that is Greece, our eurobosses are about to write off most of Greece’s debt. That will mean at least €250bn of european taxpayers’ money vanishing into thin air. This is truly theft on a massive scale – and they’re going to get away with it.

You’ve got to hand it to the ruling elites like Mr Coe and our euroleaders – when it comes to their great plans for using/wasting our money (often on themselves), they’ve got balls of reinforced steel. At least you have to admire them for that.