What an election this is going to be. A completely discredited government led by a lying sociopath, backed by a glove-puppet chancellor and controlled by devious man/woman reptile. A ludicrous Tory party with a Blair lookalike leading it, a damaged-goods shadow chancellor still in short trousers and apparently nobody else with any intelligence, profile or talent and the usual ineffective posturing by the pointless LibDem timeservers achieving nothing apart from pocketing their salaries and expenses.
How could British politics have sunk so low?