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Jihadi weapons training – Lesson One

(Thursday blog)

I believe the first lesson in any weapons training course is something like:

“Never look down the barrel of your own AK47 wondering where the bullet is – you might find it”.

The link below takes you to a 11-second video in which the fine bearded chappie featured seems to have forgotten his Jihadi weapons training – Lesson One.

This might be a problem for him. Although I’m not a great Izlumic scholar, I believe you only get your 72 virgins if you are killed slaughtering people in the name of your god:

But if you blow your own head off because you’re an idiot, it’s no virgins for you.

Anyway, here’s the video.

Enjoy:

‘MUST SEE’ 10-second video

2 comments to Jihadi weapons training – Lesson One

  • daveh

    I think they should all be trained in this method.

  • william boreham

    Male suicide bombers presumably get 72 virgins in Paradise, but what is the reward for female suicide bombers?
    I doubt it’s 72 well hung males, considering women are mere chattels in that faith.

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