Cameron is the only one who doesn’t “get it”

After the local election results, our lying, incompetent PM David Liar Cameron claims he “gets it”. So, is this buffoon now admitting that he wasted the first two years of his time in office? No. Of course not. Because while claiming he “gets it”, Cameron the Incompetent says his government must continue making harsh spending cuts. Only problem is – the government isn’t making harsh spending cuts and continues to waste somewhere in excess of £150bn a year. If you really did “get it” Mr Cameron, this is what you would do:

Support British industry and invest in some infrastructure projects; declare all our water, electircity and gas companies strategic national assets that can only be owned by British companies and can’t make more than 10% a year in profits; cut benefits and only give council housing to people over 25 years old – if they have children earlier, they can live with their parents; stop grovelling to the European Court of Human Rights; do not allow any child to progress to the next year in their schooling until they have reached an adequate level on the three Rs; bring all our troops home from Afghanistan within the next three months and put them to work in our failing schools and gang-ridden council estates; demand the EU cuts its budget by 5% a year for the next five years and that all new legislation from the bureaucrats in Brussels be checked for whether it helps create or destroy jobs; put all public-sector managerial staff on a 4-day week; put all central Whitehall government departments on a 3-day week; admit that global warming may not be man made and remove all green taxes so that companies can afford to manufacture in Britain instead of moving to China; impose a maximum public-sector pension of average earnings (about £26,000 a year); abolish the worthless £70m a year Equality and Human Rights Commission and at least another twenty similarly pointless, job-destroying quangos; cut the Health and Safety budget by 20%; cut the BBC’s budget by 10%; set a maximum public-sector salary of £100,000; downgrade at least thirty supposed “universities” back to polytechnic or technical colleges and insist these colleges offer two-year courses that people can afford; cut off all foreign aid to any country that has more than ten billionaires; stop giving hundreds of millions to our enemy Pakistan.

And if you really did want to boost the economy, you would completely abolish Corporation Tax and replace it by retaining some of the VAT refunded to companies. This would ensure that all companies which operate in Britain paid tax here, would reduce the tax on small companies while making multi-nationals pay their fair share, would dramatically cut down tax avoidance schemes and would create a couple of hundred thousand well-paid jobs as hundreds of companies moved their HQs to Britain.

I bet none of your overpaid, arrogant, self-serving, sycophantic, career- obsessed, brown-nosing advisers have suggested any of the above.