Oi! Fancy your own harem? Sex whenever you want it!

(Wednesday blog)

Khan’s blood-soaked streets of London

Well, that was more than a bit of a let down. I asked readers to get their contacts viewing my latest video and only 229 people have viewed it.

I had expected to be well over 1,000 by now. Some hope!

So, is it worth continuing to write my blog? Probably not.

I guess I’ll give it a few more days. Then, if viewings don’t increase, find better things to do with my time.

Fancy unlimited sex and loads of money?

Are you a man in a heterosexual relationship? Is one female partner enough for you? Or would you fancy a few more to get a bit more variety when you boom boom?

No problem. I have the solution. Here it is in 3 simple steps:

Step 1 – Convert to Izlum

Step 2 – Go to a website “secondwife.com” where you’ll find ladies happy to become your second, third or fourth wives. (Yes, I’m not joking, that website really exists)

Step 3 – Marry a few of them in an Izlumic marriage. This gives you all the rights you want and yet no legal rights to wives 2, 3 and 4

“Hold on” you may think, “having three more wives could be really expensive”. Not at all. In fact having a few more wives under Sharia marriages could be really lucrative. Just get your three Izlumic wives pregnant and producing loads of mini-Jihadis. Then the council will have to give each of wives 2, 3 and 4 their own council flat because under British law your Izlumic Sharia marriage is not officially recognised. So, being supposedly ‘single mums’ with a crowd of brats, each of your wives 2, 3 and 4 will go to the head of the queue for council accommodation.

In addition, each of wives 2, 3 and 4 will probably be able to claim benefits of up to £20,000 a year each. But, as you’re the man, you’re the boss and so that money is yours. That’s £60,000 a year taxfree in addition to any money you’re getting for wife 1 and her mini-Jihadis. Of course, you’ll have to give a little bit of this money to wives 2, 3 and 4 so they can feed your ever-growing army of mini-Jihadis. But there should still be plenty left over for you so you never have to work again in your life.

What are you waiting for? Get your own harem with sex available whenever you want it and loads and loads of benefits.

Britain truly is a wonderful country!