David Craig, on October 24th, 2018(Wednesday blog)
Lying for Obama
If you watch the news, you probably noticed that the UK mainstream media – particularly the BBC and C4 News – started wetting their knickers with excitement yesterday as former US President Saint Obama gave a speech in Nevada in support of the local Democrat candidate in the mid-term elections. And there were plenty of pictures of supposedly huge, delirious crowds welcoming the great man:
Over in the US, CNBC, a Clinton-loving Trump-loathing fake news service, reported “Massive rally for Obama”. And CBS gushed about the “roaring crowd” which attended the rally.
But let’s look a little more closely at exactly how ‘massive’ and “roaring” the Obama rally actually was:
Oooops! There appear to be an awful lot more people behind the great Barack “all talk no trousers” O’Bummer than there were actually in front of him.
Most mainstream media ‘forgot’ to mention that Donald Trump held a rally in Houston at the same time as Saint O’Bummer was doing his Nevada gig:
No need for the media to play tricks with camera angles when Trump comes to town. In fact, there were so many people wanting to see Trump at the massive stadium in Houston that many were forced to watch on a large screen outside:
The mainstream media is trying to convince us all that the US mid-terms will result in the Democrats taking over Congress and the Senate because Trump is supposedly so unpopular. But Trump seems to be an awful lot more popular than the great Saint O’Bummer:
I suspect that the useless, lying Democrats are about to get a good, old-fashioned thrashing at the mid-terms in November.
If this happens, I won’t stop laughing for at least a week.
Hitler outraged at Kavanaugh’s appointment
And here, to cheer us up in the meantime, is Hitler reacting to Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s appointment to the US Supreme Court and fuming over the fact that Trump keeps winning:
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Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets’ and ten roosters to fertilise the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Sarah’s favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. To Sarah’s amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.
Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in the Dowerin Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the “No Bell Piece Prize” they also awarded him the “Pulletsurprise” as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention?
Vote carefully in the next election.
You can’t always hear the bells.