May 2024

Beware fake ‘Zamzam’! The Kuffirs are trying to kill us!

Dementia day for me today. However, as part of snouts-in-the-trough’s mission to educate and inform, I’d like to warn you all of the dangers of fake, cancer-infected Zamzam.

The Well of Zamzam (or the Zamzam Well, or just Zamzam) is a well located within the Masjid al-Haram in Mecca 20 m (66 ft) east of the Kaaba the holiest place in *sl*m. According to *sl*mic mythology, it is a miraculously generated source of water from God, which began thousands of years ago when Abraham’s infant son Ishmael was thirsty and kept crying for water. Millions of pilgrims visit the well each year while performing the Hajj and other pilgrimages, in order to drink its water.

Anyway, here’s an inbred, bearded, medieval maniac (sorry, slip of the finger, I meant ‘respected M*sl*m cleric’) warning his followers that we crafty, evil Kuffirs have been selling fake Zamzam infected with cancer in order to kill followers of the Religion of Enlightenment, Tolerance and Peace.

And we’re meant to reason with these idiots? Good grief!

1 comment to Beware fake ‘Zamzam’! The Kuffirs are trying to kill us!

  • bad Brian

    Where can we get a crate of this fake Zamzam as I would like to give a Christmas gift to my local mosque ?

    On another note, this dude appears more reasonable than some of the SNP and Remain lunatics I meet in the local boozer.

    “Another round of Zamzam anyone !?”

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