Over a billion inbred morons actually believe this total tripe

Here’s your typical bearded loony (sorry, I meant “respected *sl*mic cleric”) describing the delights of paradise:

“Allah said that the black-eyed virgins are beautiful white young women, with black pupils and very white retinas, whose skin is so delicate and bright that it causes confusion. Allah said that they are like hidden pearls. They are virgins, who yearn for their husbands. They are all the same age, morally and physically beautiful. They are like precious gems and pearls in their splendor, their clarity, their purity. They are like hidden pearls � as pure as a pearl within a shell, untouched by man. Each one of them is so beautiful that you can see the bone-marrow through the delicate flesh on their legs.”

“Such brilliant beauty does not exist in this world. Where can you find such beauty? Whereas the women of this world may suffer, for days and nights, from menstruation, from blood for 40 days after childbirth, from vaginal bleeding and from diseases � the women of Paradise are pure, unblemished, menstruation-free, free of faeces, urine, phlegm, children. Moreover, Allah cleansed them of all impure and foul things, both in appearance and character. In character, they are not jealous, hateful, or angry. They are not greedy.”

“They are restricted to tents, locked up for the husband. There is no such thing as going out. When he comes home � they are there. There is no such thing in Paradise as a man coming home and not finding his wife there. Allah described them as women who lower their gaze, and never look at anybody but their husband. As for deriving pleasure � the man is given the strength of 100 men.”

Sounds like loads of fun, huh?

And here’s David Q’moron wishing our M*sl*m friends a happy Ramadan:

I�d like to send my very best wishes to everyone observing the holy month of Ramadan.

It�s a hugely important time as M*sl*ms in Britain and across the world mark the foundation of their faith.

And as friends and families come together in contemplation and in fasting, we are reminded of those M*sl*m values � those British values � of community, family and charity.

You can see them in centuries past, when M*sl*m soldiers served bravely alongside their comrades, from the trenches of the First World War, to the skies of the Second World War.

And you can see them today with British M*sl*ms giving more to charity than any other faith group in Britain, fulfilling their sacred duty of Zakat by making a real difference to lives blighted by conflict and disaster, and with British M*sl*ms at the top of every field � from our biggest businesses, to our precious health service to our Houses of Parliament, and yes � to the Cabinet I lead.

I�ve talked a lot about one nation � about Britain being a country where everyone can get on � whatever their background and wherever they�re from. British M*sl*ms embody that spirit.

They prove that this can be a country where success is determined not by your colour, community or creed, but a place where you can go as far as your talents will take you.

So as families, friends and communities come together at Iftar each evening, I hope all of them, and everyone else across Britain, will reflect on the universal values that Ramadan represents � and the contribution that British M*sl*ms make to our country.

Ramadan Mubarak to you all.

And here’s my message:�“British people! Weep for your country, your culture, your �freedom, your democracy, your history and your future”.