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Over a billion inbred morons actually believe this total tripe

Here’s your typical bearded loony (sorry, I meant “respected *sl*mic cleric”) describing the delights of paradise:

“Allah said that the black-eyed virgins are beautiful white young women, with black pupils and very white retinas, whose skin is so delicate and bright that it causes confusion. Allah said that they are like hidden pearls. They are virgins, who yearn for their husbands. They are all the same age, morally and physically beautiful. They are like precious gems and pearls in their splendor, their clarity, their purity. They are like hidden pearls – as pure as a pearl within a shell, untouched by man. Each one of them is so beautiful that you can see the bone-marrow through the delicate flesh on their legs.”

“Such brilliant beauty does not exist in this world. Where can you find such beauty? Whereas the women of this world may suffer, for days and nights, from menstruation, from blood for 40 days after childbirth, from vaginal bleeding and from diseases – the women of Paradise are pure, unblemished, menstruation-free, free of faeces, urine, phlegm, children. Moreover, Allah cleansed them of all impure and foul things, both in appearance and character. In character, they are not jealous, hateful, or angry. They are not greedy.”

“They are restricted to tents, locked up for the husband. There is no such thing as going out. When he comes home – they are there. There is no such thing in Paradise as a man coming home and not finding his wife there. Allah described them as women who lower their gaze, and never look at anybody but their husband. As for deriving pleasure – the man is given the strength of 100 men.”

Sounds like loads of fun, huh?

And here’s David Q’moron wishing our M*sl*m friends a happy Ramadan:

I’d like to send my very best wishes to everyone observing the holy month of Ramadan.

It’s a hugely important time as M*sl*ms in Britain and across the world mark the foundation of their faith.

And as friends and families come together in contemplation and in fasting, we are reminded of those M*sl*m values – those British values – of community, family and charity.

You can see them in centuries past, when M*sl*m soldiers served bravely alongside their comrades, from the trenches of the First World War, to the skies of the Second World War.

And you can see them today with British M*sl*ms giving more to charity than any other faith group in Britain, fulfilling their sacred duty of Zakat by making a real difference to lives blighted by conflict and disaster, and with British M*sl*ms at the top of every field – from our biggest businesses, to our precious health service to our Houses of Parliament, and yes – to the Cabinet I lead.

I’ve talked a lot about one nation – about Britain being a country where everyone can get on – whatever their background and wherever they’re from. British M*sl*ms embody that spirit.

They prove that this can be a country where success is determined not by your colour, community or creed, but a place where you can go as far as your talents will take you.

So as families, friends and communities come together at Iftar each evening, I hope all of them, and everyone else across Britain, will reflect on the universal values that Ramadan represents – and the contribution that British M*sl*ms make to our country.

Ramadan Mubarak to you all.

And here’s my message: “British people! Weep for your country, your culture, your  freedom, your democracy, your history and your future”.

6 comments to Over a billion inbred morons actually believe this total tripe

  • david brown

    We do trade at a profit with the oil rich Islamic states. However the Muslim population of the UK has a negative impact. Some 50 per cent of adult Male Muslims are unemployed the highest ratio of an ethnic group. I doubt if many on JSA Jihad Seekers allowance are investigated to check if they are minicab drivers or working in kabab outlets.
    Lots of other interesting figures on such as which countries have most google searches for bestiality.

  • NoMore

    Given the propensities and proclivities of its inventor it’s not surprising the whole ideology is unhealthily sex-oriented and designed to appeal to most men’s insecurities and baser instincts. I will never understand how women can go along with all this manufactured nonsense that suppresses and oppresses them though – brainwashing works I guess.

  • MGJ

    The first bloke is clearly in desperate need of a competent sex therapist to address inadequacies which are blindingly apparent to everybody except himself. To quote an episode of Fawlty Towers, ‘You could stage an entire psychiatry conference on him!’.

    As for Cameron, I’m not sure there is any cure for intellectual dishonesty and delusion as profound as his.

  • mike peters

    Just what planet is David Cameron from? Does he truly believe the Happy Clappy ‘we are all in this together nonsense’. Just ask the Philippinos and the Thai that are both fighting Muslim majority regions in their own countries that want autonomy,facing bombs, bullets and kidnap. Just where does this University peddled idealistic Utopia exist of Harmony of all. It exists nowhere and never will , there are no go areas in the UK now same as Belgium, Sweden, Germany, France. What a sad ,sad,tragedy.

  • brian ( aged 59@1/2)

    Cameron has just done it again !

    Speaking at a collection of about a million benefit scrounging, indian goat herding, punkawallas at Wembley stadium, he has just announced ” It will not be long before we see the first British born Indian prime minister of the UK”

    Not if I have anything to do with it you toffee nosed English wanK. How dare you !

    Is this official Tory policy these days ? Roll on Gunga Din.

  • brian ( aged 59@1/2)

    At Wembly stadium, in front of 60,000 mostly benefit scrounging, interbreeding Indian aliens, David Cameron again announces that a BRITISH BORN INDIAN PRIME MINISTER is not far away.

    This prick has to go !

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