We need a cover-up, quick call Lord Hutton!

As the News of the World phone hacking scandal explodes under our politicians and�police, pompous liar David Cameron is talking about holding not one but two public enquiries. No doubt we mugs will be told that these enquiries (if they ever actually happen in our lifetime) will be ‘independent’ and ‘robust’ and will ‘leave no stone unturned’, when in fact they will be desperate attempts to cover up how much politicians and police were under the thumb of (the to me utterly repulsive creature that is) Rupert Murdoch.

This sounds like a job for Lord Hutton a man who is greatly respected for his skill in handling ‘independent’, ‘robust’, ‘leave no stone unturned’ enquiries. Nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean?