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Oops! Pop go our pensions!

The Government’s scheme to force people to save for their pensions started with ‘auto-enrolment’ in October 2012. Since then about six million workers have been put onto the scheme. So, how have things gone for them?

Well, these six million workers and their employers have contributed about £1,000,000,000 into their pensions. This is now giving pension companies and multi-millionaire fund managers more than £20,000,000 a year in both declared and hidden fees. This is a truly amazing transfer of wealth from six million people with generally low wages to a couple of thousand (or maybe just a few hundred) people with extremely generous salaries and massive personal pensions.

And what about the growth in these savers’ investments? Well, here’s the FTSE100 performance showing what happened since auto-enrolment pensions first started:

auto-enrolement for pensions

What you’ll see is that shares went up almost from the day auto-enrolment started. (I wonder if the rise in share prices was partially due to this extra money pouring into pension funds and thus the stock market?) In a way this rise is good as it meant that shares bought by the pension funds at the start of auto-enrolment went up in value. But it also meant that each time shares went up, the money being put into the market was buying ever fewer shares. Then the FTSE100 (and most other Western stock markets) reached a peak in the first part of 2015 and suddenly started a nosedive.

So, if we look at the £1,000,000,000 already invested under auto-enrolment:

  • Probably about £40,000,000 has gone in fees and charges to pension companies and pension fund managers
  • About £180,000,000 has been lost through collapsing share prices

This means that there’s only about £780,000,000 left in the pension pots of the workers who originally contributed £1,000,000,000. Around £220,000,000 seems to have ‘vanished’.

No wonder multi-millionaires like Karen Brady and Mr Sugar and others of their ilk were happy to appear in the Government’s “Are You In?” advertising campaign promoting workplace pensions. So far, workplace pensions have been an excellent way of taking money from the poor and giving it to the rich.

First there was QE giving ordinary savers virtually no interest; then the Government bailed out the banks with taxpayers’ money without placing any limitations on how much bankrupt bankers paid themselves in salaries and bonuses; then we saw huge increases in MPs’ salaries, pensions and expenses and now we have workplace pensions – all marvellous ways of taking from the poor to give to the rich. No wonder inequality in Britain is increasing so rapidly:

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I have a theory: Every time there is a major war, a new breed of politicians and bureaucrats (who fought in the war) takes over and works to improve the sharing of national wealth because they genuinely believe in increasing social justice. For example, after WWI there were various pieces of legislation passed as part of making Britain “a country fit for heroes” and women were given the vote. After WWII, the NHS was founded.

Then as memories of the war fade, the politicians and bureaucrats with a conscience are replaced by career politicians and careerist, self-serving bureaucrats, most of whom have never had a proper job in their lives, and, because these politicians and administrators are in the pockets of City financiers and banks and other such power groups, the process of squeezing the middle and lower classes and transferring their money to the already wealthy begins again.

The land of 30 million rapes?

You’ll often see claims on the Internet that Sweden has the second highest number of rapes per 100,000 of population. Although not on the chart below, the leading country for rapes is generally believed to be Lesotho:

Rape_rate_per_100,000_-_country_comparison_-_United_Nations_2012

But international comparisons are very difficult as the statistics are so unreliable. For example, if a woman tried to report a rape in a Third-World hell-hole like India or Pakistan, she’d probably immediately be raped by almost everyone at the police station and a few of their friends. And if a woman reported a rape in any M*sl*m country, her ‘reward’ would be that she would be stoned to death for adultery if her family didn’t kill her first for supposedly ‘shaming’ the family. So, we can assume that rapes are rather under-reported in Third World and M*sl*m countries.

But anyway, I did a little simple arithmetic and I believe England may now be the “rape capital of the world”.

Let me explain. I’ll start with Rotherham. Typically a girl being sexually abused and beaten and sodomised by ‘British’ M*sl*ms would be (as far as I understand *sl*mic customs) used by 5 to 10 men each time. But let’s be generous to our useless politically-correct police and just assume that the girl is raped by ‘only’ five different men on each occasion. Then let’s assume these rapes happen say twice a week. So, that girl would be raped around 520 times each year.

Then let’s assume that after say two years the M*sl*ms get tired of that girl and go to get fresh meat. So, in total each girl would be raped about 1,040 times as a result of her contact with ‘British’ M*sl*ms, you know the ones Cameron says have ‘made a huge contribution to our country‘. Now, we know that about 1,400 girls were abused just in little Rotherham (population about 258,000), so that makes at least 1,456,000 rapes of white girls by M*sl*ms that were enthusiastically covered up by Rotherham’s police, politicians and local authorities. Not bad for a fairly small town.

muslim rape cartoon

We also know that what was happening in Rotherham was also happening in many other British towns and cities. Of course, we’ll never find out how many. But if we assume that there were at least another 20 Rotherhams, that gives us about 30,576,000 rapes of white girls carried out by ‘British’ M*sl*ms (the ones Labour politicians keep saying ‘have made a huge contribution to our country‘) over the last 15 years or so.

Of course, some of my assumptions will be wrong. There may ‘only’ be another ten Rotherhams. Or there may be another thirty. The average number of M*sl*m men abusing a white girl each time may be higher than five or lower. The number of times each white girl is subjected to M*sl*m gang-rape, gang-sodomy and gang-torture may be more than twice a week. Or it may be less. We don’t know and we’ll never know.

But from my simple calculation above, it would not be exaggerating to suggest that somewhere in the region of 30 million incidences of gang-rape and gang-sodomy were carried out by M*sl*ms in England over the last 15 or so years – two million a year (2,000 rapes per 100,000 of the population) – and all were knowingly covered up by the police and the politicians and the bureaucrats because they didn’t want anyone questioning their plan to destroy British identity by throwing open our borders to the most primitive, intolerant, backward, misogynist, violent, lazy, benefits-scrounging scum on the planet.

If you want to know where the ‘rape capital of the world’ is, I think you’ll find it’s our very own ‘green and pleasant land’ – England.

And why has England become the ‘rape capital of the world’? Uncontrolled M*sl*m immigration.

Sometimes a cartoon says more than words ever can

The massive scale of the establishment cover-up of sex crimes by M*sl*ms across Europe is beginning to be exposed. Now we even learn that a year or so ago, Swedish women were groped and raped at a party in Stockholm organised by idiotic liberal lefty ‘progressives’ to welcome the rapefugees to Sweden. That too was covered up by the media and the authorities lest indigenous Swedes got the ‘wrong idea’ about the kind of primitive subhumans pouring into their country.

Anyway, here’s a cartoon which seems to sum up what is happening across Europe:

muslim rape cartoon

But as we in Britain watch the cover-ups unravel across Europe, we Brits should hang our heads in shame as the worst sexual violence against females by M*sl*ms and the greatest number of cover-ups by the authorities have been in Britain – in most of our major towns and cities.

We should probably put a sign up outside most of our towns and cities with the line “Twinned with Rotherham”.

Guard your daughters well. Because the politicians, police and local authorities seem to be under instructions to allow them to be raped and sodomised and beaten and tortured as long as the raping and sodomising and beating and torturing are being done by M*sl*ms.

After all, that’s multi-culturalism, isn’t it?

Will Cologne and Rotherham be the “new normal”?

(Weekend blog – many thanks to a reader for sending me this) Since China introduced its “one child” policy in 1978, the imbalance between the sexes has increased to the point where in today’s generation there are 119 boys for every 100 girls.

The pioneer generation of that male surplus are now adults. Unless China is planning on becoming the first gay superpower since Sparta, what’s going to happen to those young men?

Professor Valerie Hudson, a Texas A&M University professor, said gender imbalances could cause serious problems in the community. She said societies where men outnumbered women were more susceptible to higher levels of violence, insurgence and mistreatment of women.

As a general rule, large numbers of excitable lads who can’t get any action are useful for manning the nuttier outposts of the jihad but not for much else. But as the Chinese are (unlike M*sl*ms) quite peaceful people, the country can probably manage the gender imbalance and, in fact, has recently relaxed its “one child” policy.

Unfortunately, due to mass migration of M*sl*m men into Europe, China’s former “most distinctive structural flaw” is no longer quite so distinctive.

Sweden is of particular interest to Professor Hudson, because it has the second-highest number of asylum applications in Europe, relative to its population:“I looked specifically at the figures that Sweden had provided on its migrants — 71 per cent of whom are male,” she said. “And then in the age group 16 to 17 years old, which is what I focused on, over 90 per cent are male”.

Professor Hudson estimated there were about 123 boys for every 100 girls in Sweden.

It took Beijing three decades of a ruthlessly enforced totalitarian crackdown to arrive at a sex imbalance of 119 boys for every 100 girls. Sweden has managed to surpass China in just a few years simply by being the second most welcoming country for “Syrian refugees” and pretty much anyone else providing they are M*sl*m. Persecuted Christians from the MIidle East are not so welcome in Sweden and are often sent back to almost certain death.

And now Germany is nipping at China’s heels, with about 114 boys for every 100 girls – which means New Year’s Eve in Cologne may soon be a year-round celebratory event.

Professor Hudson said regardless of where the gender balance was, the consequences were broadly the same: “What we have found uniformly is a rise in crime, particularly violent crime, property crime, crime against women,” she said. “We also see much more ease of recruitment into criminal gangs, or quasi-rebel/social movement-type gangs”. And she warned: “We also see across the board a more constrained lifestyle for women and there’s also a significant rise in demand for trafficked women, either as ‘brides’ or prostitutes”.

In fact, the situation in countries like Sweden, Germany, Belgium, France and Holland is much worse that it looks on the surface. Given that M*sl*m communities tend not to integrate, given that not all white girls and women want to be married to a M*sl*m and given that many wealthier M*sl*ms in the West take several wives, the ratio of young M*sl*m men to available females in some countries may be as high as 5 to 1. This is many times higher than the level the good professor predicted would lead to more violent crime and social breakdown.

And when you add in the cultural attitudes of M*sl*ms – contempt for women, loathing of the West, frustration at their own backwardness, intolerance of others and (misplaced) sense of their own superiority over us worthless Kuffirs – well you really have a problem:

Europe rapes

Even dopey liberal Canada has realised this and will only admit whole families, women or children, but no single men. Politically-correct Europe however continues to let tens of thousands of unemployable, primitive, violent, misogynistic, single Middle-East and North African men flood in every month.

It seems that the liberal lefties aided by progressive feminists are ushering in a world where Rotherham and Cologne are the new normal.

Fortunately for Frau Merkel, she’s too old and ugly even for a bunch of her beloved sexually-frustrated rapefugees.

“Clockwork Orange” is our future

I’m not sure exactly where Magdeburg is. It’s somewhere in Germany.

I also didn’t know that in Magdeburg just in October 2015, there were four incidents of brutal gang rape of German girls by M*sl*m men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL6j2wHtVBo

And I rather suspect that what is happening in little Magdeburg is actually happening in many other German towns and cities.

I wonder why the BBC and Channel 4 ‘forgot’ to mention this news item?

As they’re getting gang-raped and gang-sodomised and kicked and punched and spat on by laughing, jeering M*sl*m rapefugees, I hope German women will begin to realise that voting for Angela “Mad Cow” Merkel wasn’t such a great idea after all.

Meanwhile in France

This short (1 min 30 secs) video is in a way even more disturbing than the Germany rapes. The video shows a French policeman going to work from his home on a housing estate that is over-run by M*sl*m gangs:

What is interesting is the brazenness of the immigrant gangs. Even though the policeman is armed, they know they are untouchable. They know people are terrified of them. And they know the authorities will do nothing to take back control of the housing estate the gang controls.

Soon every housing estate across Europe will look like this – M*sl*m gangs roaming the streets terrorising the residents, constantly committing crimes and robbing and raping at will.

The book (and film) “Clockwork Orange” is our future. The only thing the author got wrong was predicting that white trash gangs would rule in the violent, lawless new dystopia. In fact it will be M*sl*m gangs.

Hell is coming.

And the second video above show us what the new hellish future for our country will look like.

First they were clapping themselves – now they’re crapping themselves

It’s difficult not to fell a little (or even a lot) of schadenfreude watching the complete pig’s ear the Krauts have made of immigration, all thanks to their Fuhrerin Angela “Mad Cow” Merkel.

First the clapping

Remember last summer? The Squareheads streaming out to welcome the supposed ‘refugees’ and handing them food and clothes and toys for the children:

welcome to Germany

Oh, what happy times! How pleased the Krauts were with their “Refugees Welcome” banners as they showed the world what a wonderful civilised, humanitarian country Germany had become. How the Krauts clapped as they applauded their own generosity.

Then the crapping

But ssomething sort of went wrong. The dim Krauts thought the supposed ‘refugees’ would be grateful to Germany and would hurry to integrate with the German way of life. Get jobs, work, obey Kuffir laws that sort of thing. The ‘refugees’ – over 80% of them young M*sl*m men of fighting/raping age – had other ideas. They wanted free homes, free money, free everything and lots of sex with worthless Kuffir girls. As for adopting the German way of life, they believed that Germany must adapt to their primitive, Third-World habits. And so the robbing and the attacks and the raping began.

Now the Krauts don’t seem quite as pleased with themselves as they were last summer. In fact many are crapping themselves as they slowly realise that over one million M*sl*m ‘gimmegrants’ a year, each of whom can bring in up to six family members, are soon going to destroy Germany in the same way as the gimmegrants have destroyed their own hell-hole countries:

refugees not welcome

Faced with a public backlash against her imbecilic decision to flood her country with sex-obsessed, misogynist, backward M*sl*m men, Merkel is pretending to get tough by changing the laws on dealing with criminal gimmegrants. But when she has secretly pressured the police to never arrest gimmegrants who are committing crimes, supposedly tougher laws aren’t going to protect Germans against the M*sl*m hordes brought in by Merkel as part of her plan to eradicate German national identity in order to create an EU Superstate (run by a German, of course) in which individual countries would no longer exist:

mad cow merkel

 

Will Merkel have the last laugh?

But, of course, Adolf Merkel may have the last laugh. As soon as her gimmegrants and rapefugees get EU travel documents, many will head for Benefits Britain as they’re more likely to speak English than German and our benefits system is the most generous in Europe.

Hopefully this will be the last straw that makes people realise the utter disaster that the EU has become? In addition to escaping from the shackles of the collapsing economic basket-case that is the EU. In addition to regaining our national sovereignty from the corrupt bureaucrats in Brussels. In addition to being allowed once again to make trade deals with other countries without EU interference. In addition to getting back control of our fishing, agriculture and laws. In addition to all these, surely the pending invasion by Mad Merkel’s migrant M*sl*m millions will convince anybody with any intelligence that we MUST vote to leave the EU.

Let Mad Cow Merkel sort out her own mess!

Don’t let her dump her migrant M*sl*m garbage on us!

Nobody gives a toss about persecuted Christians

A reader sent these horrifying reports on how Christians are being brutally exploited and oppressed in Pakistan. As the lefties bleat on about our supposed ‘duty’ to let Europe be invaded by the M*sl*m hordes, our politicians and media seem totally uninterested in how Christians are being brutalised by our M*sl*m friends. You won’t find these stories reported on the *sl*mophiliac BBC or Channel 4:

On October 23, a deaf, married Christian woman was gang-raped after three M*sl*m men broke into her home while her husband was out working. Despite her screams, no one came to help her. Although one man was arrested, rights activists say he will eventually be released. According to Pakistani activist Sardar Mushtaq Gill, “Often in these cases the police take no action or, worse, side with the rapists. Christian families or witnesses are pressured to withdraw complaints.”

In fact, on October 15, eight days before the deaf woman was raped, two M*sl*m men, both named Muhammad, who had earlier raped two teenage Christian sisters at gunpoint, were acquitted in court. Not only did a key witness change his statement after receiving a bribe, but according to the girls’ father, “The lawyer didn’t fight the case very well and with commitment. Mostly, he stayed absent from the hearings of the case during the proceedings. The lawyer didn’t even participate in the cross-questioning with the culprits in the court…. We face serious life threats from the culprits now, as they are being released from jail.”

Another report from October 5 cites three separate incidents in which five young Christian girls were abducted and sexually abused: Two were kidnapped and gang-raped by a group of M*sl*m men; a 13-year-old Christian girl was kidnapped and raped; and two other Christian girls were abducted and abused by a group of human traffickers who forced them into prostitution.

Pakistan violence against Christians

Nabila Bibi, a Christian woman who had been engaged to a Christian man for a year and was preparing to marry him in a few weeks’ time, was abducted, forcibly converted to *sl*m, and then married to a M*sl*m man named Allah Rakha. After discovering her whereabouts, her fiancé went to the kidnapper’s home on October 15 and demanded to see her. Rakha, who had 15-20 other M*sl*ms with him, refused, and warned the Christian that because his fiancée was now M*sl*m, he must never seek her out again, or else suffer “dire consequences”. The report adds that such Christian abductees “may be subjected to sexual violence, rape, forced prostitution, human trafficking and sale, or other domestic abuse or discarded from home after passing some time.”

On October 23, Sonia Bibi, a 20-year-old Christian woman, was set on fire and almost burned to death after she refused to marry an ex-boyfriend, a M*sl*m. According to the woman’s testimony, when she turned down his proposal, Latif Ahmed sprinkled her with petrol and set her alight. Burns covered nearly half of her body.

On October 5, Saddique Azam, a Catholic teacher appointed headmaster at a primary school in a small village, was beaten and tortured by a group of three M*sl*m teachers who resented being under the authority of an “infidel”. The M*sl*ms barged into Azam’s office and ordered him to resign. When he refused, they beat him so severely that he needed to be hospitalized.

According to an October 14 report, rights activists said they were concerned for the life of Asia Bibi, a Christian mother of five who has been on death row since 2010. A M*sl*m woman, apparently with a personal vendetta against Bibi, had accused her of speaking blasphemy against the prophet of *sl*m, Muhammad. “She could be killed by any inmate or even a prison guard, so we have to be careful,” said an official. Bibi was put in solitary confinement, where her health has been steadily deteriorating. “She was vomiting blood last month and having difficulty walking”.

An October 19 report tells of a Christian family— a father, mother, and two daughters— who have been on the run since 2006. Their “crime” was that the woman, formerly a M*sl*m, converted to Christianity and married a Christian man. This prompted threats and attacks from M*sl*ms, including her family: “Jobless and desperate, they are unable to meet their own needs, as they continue to be threatened, hounded, and attacked because they want to live a Christian life and raise their children in accordance with Christ’s teachings,” notes the report. Due to the stressful experiences and unsanitary conditions they are forced to hide in, the woman has miscarried their third child. The father was shot in the leg and run over by a motorcycle. Even so, “Attempts to file a case against their tormentors have fallen on deaf police ears”.

These accounts from October alone are a typical sampling of what Christians, who reportedly make up roughly 1% of Pakistan’s population, routinely experience.

Worse, the majority of atrocities, according to human rights activists, never get reported for fear of reprisals. It took five years for the account of a two-year-old toddler, who was savagely raped because her Christian father refused to convert to *sl*m, to become public. She has undergone five surgeries and still remains disfigured. Her family lives in constant fear and in hiding.

Sana John, a 13-year-old Christian girl, was kidnapped and converted to *sl*m by force in Haji Pura, near Silakot. On November 9, M*sl*m men stopped the girl while she was returning home from school and seized her. The Christian family was threatened not to file a complaint. According to her father, “In Pakistan there is no justice for the poor and, above all, no one cares for Christians, no one has heard my cry. The police do not pursue the culprits, no one is doing anything for us”.

According to a rights activist, who is involved with many of the above mentioned cases, “Violence against women and children of religious minorities, the weak and vulnerable, is widespread in Pakistan and is often carried out in silence. These cases and the stories do not come to light and when victims talk about it they are intimidated.”

So, Jon Snow and Krishnan Guru-Murphy and Kathy Newman, you all get pretty incensed and self-righteous and holier-than-thou when anyone makes the slightest criticism of your favourite religion – the Religion of Peace. How about also showing some sympathy for Christians who are being persecuted and slaughtered in M*sl*m countries?

How long before police kill anti-immigration protesters?

Readers will know all about the New Year’s Eve attacks in Cologne and probably in many other European cities. The police, on Mad Angela Merkel’s direct instructions, allowed hundreds of German women to be attacked, robbed and molested without making any attempt to intervene to protect the German women. Then the police, politicians and media desperately lied to cover up what had happened. Thanks to social media, the story did start to leak out after about five days of establishment cover-ups. (And now there are rumours similar situations occurring in Stockholm at a concert last August and then again on New Year’s Eve – M*sl*m mob attacks on women and girls, police doing nothing and politicians and media suppressing the stories)

Once the truth about what happened in Cologne did get out, there was a PEGIDA protest against the ‘rapefugees’ and Merkel’s open-door immigration policies. But this time the police really went into action.

Over a thousand people took part in the protest against immigration in the centre of the western German city on Saturday. They chanted “expulsion” while waving German flags and other banners inscribed with slogans such as “Rapefugees not welcome”.

The police deployed two water cannons and used pepper spray to disperse the group:

rapefugees

The police in Cologne could also be seen making a number of arrests of those supporting the PEGIDA movement. A police spokeswoman said the PEGIDA protest had attracted some 1,700 people, half of whom she described as coming from the “hooligan scene”.

So, there you have it. Clear evidence that if (M*sl*m) immigrants commit crimes the German police do nothing except try to kill the story. Above all, the police ensure no arrests are made. If ethnic Germans dare protest about the *sl*mification of their country, out come the water cannons and the pepper spray and the batons and the police seem to have no hesitation in carrying out arrests.

We have the same situation in Britain. In 20 to 30 towns and cities, M*sl*m gangs have been gang-raping, gang-sodomising and gang-torturing white girls for years and the police, the politicians and the authorities looked the other way and hoped nobody would notice. But try protesting about M*sl*ms over-running Britain and you’ll be locked up pretty sharpish for ‘hate crimes’ while also certainly losing your job for supposedly being a ‘bigot’ and a ‘racist’.

Given around 1,400 white girls were abused just in tiny Rotherham, I think one can safely assume that up 50,000 have been similarly abused across Britain. I wonder how many of these 50,000 have committed suicide? A few hundred? A thousand or so? Who knows? But they were killed by the British police, by the British police and their political masters who told the police for years not to intervene against M*sl*m criminals in the interest of maintaining the myth that multi-culturalism was working.

Within ten years or so, it’s likely that low-key civil war between M*sl*ms and the indigenous white people will break out in several European countries. All the evidence so far is that the politicians will use the police and military to suppress their own populations, while continuing to protect the M*sl*m invaders.

Interesting times ahead.

Don’t waste your money or time seeing the ‘new’ STAR WARS film

Normally I wouldn’t bother going to see a film like STAR WARS. But there has been so much hype about the fact that Disney bought the STAR WARS franchise for $4bn and has now come out with a supposedly ‘wonderful’ new seventh STAR WARS film that I thought I’d go along to see the result. The hype has been particularly intensive in the UK as two of the leading ‘actors’ are British. Anyway, my local multiplex only charges £3.60 per person. So I’d only be £7.20 the poorer if the whole thing was a disaster – which it was.

I think I did, at some time, see one of the first six STAR WARS films. And some bits of some others. I’ve no idea which ones. Though it doesn’t really matter as they’re all pretty much the same.

So, what about the new STAR WARS film? Honestly, it looked exactly like the ones made 20 to 30 years ago. The storyline, the characters and the visuals – almost nothing had changed. The evil First Order from the Dark Side wants to destroy the Empire and has built a new super-weapon. But this time it’s even bigger and more horrible than the last super-weapons – the ones in films one to six. And this super-weapon is protected by a Shield. Only by turning off the Shield can the brave and outnumbered pilots of the resistance (using exactly the same spaceships that were used in films one to six) destroy the nasty super-weapon before it destroys the Empire. (Incidentally, the spaceships used by the baddies and their uniforms are also exactly the same as the previous six films, so that must have saved some money in the special effects and costume departments)

star wars 1

Anyway, luckily the Resistance wins and the baddies’ super-weapon is blown up just in time to save the universe. Then things are left rather open at the end for film number eight to be made.

Oh, and there’s meant to be a ‘surprise’ twist in the plot. Yaaawwwnnn. Well, it turns out that the bad guy, the one with the funny voice in the black metal Burkha, is none other than the son of Hans Solo (Harrison Ford) and Princess Leia (some American actress of sorts). The Burkha guy (Hans Solo’s son) has been seduced away from the Force to the Dark Side by someone who (if I caught the name correctly) is improbably called ‘Snoad’ (sounds like a character from Dickens). When Harrison Ford goes to bring back his son (the guy in the black metal Burkha) from the Dark Side, the son runs Harrison Ford through with his light-sabre and apparently kills him. Though, no doubt, if Harrison Ford (estimated earnings from this film $34m and net worth $210m) really can be bothered to get out of bed for another $34m, he’ll probably miraculously reappear in films eight, nine, ten etc etc etc

And what about the two young British actors with leading roles? Honestly, two lumps of industrial grade rubber could have given more lively, convincing and impressive performances.

My advice – give STAR WARS film seven and all the subsequent rehashes of the same characters and the same story a miss.

But hey, I’m no film critic. Perhaps STAR WARS film seven is a work of genius and I’m just too stupid to appreciate it.

Next weekend I’ll probably see SPECTRE with James Bond. Another rehash of a rehash of a rehash. But hopefully the makers of SPECTRE will have gone to a little more effort to produce entertainment than the (IMHO) totally indifferent producers of the latest STAR WARS film.

What to do if caught in a M*sl*m terror attack?

(Weekend blog) Following the attacks in Paris, the British Government helpfully issued tips on how to behave in a terror attack. People were urged to “escape if you can” rather than lying down and pretending to be dead, or to barricade themselves into a safe place with their phones on silent. The Government experts also helpfully advised that one should find cover from the gunfire behind “substantial brickwork or heavy reinforced walls as bullets go through glass, brick, wood and metal”.

But what advice is given to those who have to deal with the crisis?  Here are my suggestions:

The Police – after the incident, repeatedly claim that (although the assailants were screaming “Allahu Akhbar“) there was no evidence yet about the motives behind the attack. Then, as the assailants’ phones and computers are searched and found to contain *sl*mic State propaganda, continue to claim that the motives for the attack are still unclear and that the attack could be a workplace-related incident. Subsequently continue to deny that the attacks had anything to do with *sl*m

Prime Minister – immediately get on TV, put on very stern yet compassionate face and announce “our thoughts go out to the victims of this terrible tragedy and their families”. Then promise “we will do everything possible to establish what happened and who was responsible”. But claim “at the moment there is absolutely no evidence that these dreadful attacks had anything to do with *sl*m, which is a religion of peace”

The BBC – when reporting the story, avoid any mention of M*sl*ms or *sl*m. Refer to the attackers as ‘radicals’ or even ‘extremists’ but make no reference to what religious group they belong – Buddhists, Hindus, Zoroastrians or whoever. Quickly find some Burkha-wearing idiot who claims to have been insulted on the street or in a supermarket by a white person and use this supposed ‘racist’ incident to do a long report on the rise of *sl*mophobia in Britain

The Guardian – publish endless articles about how ‘British’ M*sl*ms are discriminated against and how high unemployment amongst ‘British’ M*sl*ms is all the fault of the British and has nothing to do with the gimmegrant culture that distinguishes M*sl*ms from successful immigrants to Britain like the Jews, the Chinese, the Hindus, the Buddhists etc.

Guardian readers – write loads of comments about how when the IRA were killing people, that didn’t mean all Catholics were terrorists. So, even if the attackers claimed to be M*sl*m, that similarly didn’t mean all M*sl*ms were a danger to Western democracy. When writing these comments conveniently ignore that fact that the IRA was a political movement fighting for the reunification of Ireland and when killing people didn’t scream “Oim doing dis for thu holy Mudder Mary and thu Pope, God bless him and all dem good people in thu Vaaatican“. Whereas M*sl*m attackers do have a tendency to yell “Allahu Akhbar” as they enthusiastically murder us infidels as part of their plan to establish a global Caliphate

Question Time – Get together a panel of liberal lefties and Nigel Farage. Ensure all the audience are Guardian or Independent readers (if there are enough of them to fill a studio). Ensure all the panelists (except Farage) blether on about what a ‘huge contribution’ M*sl*m immigration has made to Britain. But don’t ask the liberal lefties to give concrete examples of that ‘huge contribution‘. Provoke Farage to link terrorism with uncontrolled immigration. Every time a leftie liberal speaks their usual *sl*mophiliac bullshit, the audience applauds enthusiastically. Every time Farage talks sense, the audience groans and boos

Leftie liberals – seize on a few supposedly *sl*mophiliac incidents, massively exaggerated by the BBC to organise an anti-racism march in London. Equip the marchers with banners and placards saying things like “Racism Out!” and “We are all M*sl*ms now!” and “Refugees welcome!”

The Sheeple – experience horror and fear for a couple of weeks. Then go back to worrying about who will win Celebrity Big Brother or the X-Factor or some dumb dancing programme or some similar shite

The intelligent few – look on with despair as a weak, indolent, self-absorbed, selfie-absorbed Britain, by cravenly surrendering to the invading M*sl*m masses, betrays the hundreds of thousands who died to preserve our freedoms, democracy and way of life war graves