The British press is hyping up a coming confrontation with Russia. Crooked Hillary Clinton is blaming Russia for supporting Trump and for interfering in the US election. The EU (stop laughing you in the back) is sending troops (I said ‘stop laughing’) to the border with Russia to frighten off (‘stop laughing!’) a supposed Russian invasion of somewhere in Eastern Europe.
But worst of all, the US is trying to instigate conflict with Russia by causing an incident in the air over Syria when Syria’s President Assad invited the Russians to help him against the Jihadis while nobody asked the Americans to intervene.
So, here’s part of a blog I wrote just over two years ago:
Here are some Russians having a bit of fun:
They don’t look like they want to start World War III and kill us all.
Here are some other people having some fun:
They really do look like they hate us. They would like to start World War III. And they would like to kill us all.
And most absurd of all, our rulers want to start a war with Russia to supposedly protect precisely the crazy, inbred, moronic, backward, illiterate, unemployable, violent, rapist, murderous scum who hate us and would willingly give up their own worthless subhuman lives to kill as many of us as they can.
Why can’t our useless leaders realise that, instead of demonising the Russians, we should be working with them against our shared enemy (radical) *sl*m? It’s not complicated.
How the crazies must be laughing as countries in the civilised West start a fight with Russia because the West’s *sl*mophiliac rulers are afraid to admit who the real enemy is as that would lead to civil war throughout Europe and America. Our rulers would rather a war with Russia than a war between their native populations and the invading armies of the Religion of Peace.
As for the supposed ‘slaughter in Aleppo’ – this would stop immediately if the Western-backed, bearded, Jihadist lunatics fighting Assad were to withdraw from what remains of the city and go off to kill people in the name of their God somewhere else. They leave – there is peace. It’s that simple. But that’s not a message the *sl*mophiliac Western leaders and mainstream media want to give. So, we continue to support those who will kill us after they’ve got tired of killing their own co-religionists.
Oh, and here’s a message from my Uncle Vladimir:
Sorry. I didn’t mean it. I was just joking!
Oh no! I’ve claimed that Putin has threatened anyone who won’t buy my book.
Duck!
It seems like I may have just given our pathetic, lying, sabre-rattling rulers an excuse to start World War III
Just what exactly is Hillary Clinton promising to do when she becomes president? After all, the foul-mouthed witch has changed position, lied so frequently and given so many different promises to different groups (the poor, bankers, immigrants, bearded maniacs etc), that it’s difficult to work out what (if anything apart from her own thirst for power and money) she stands for.
Fortunately, I have managed to get hold of Hillary Clinton’s victory speech when she finally does win the presidency. Yes, this top-secret document has been handed to me and me alone.
So, before any other commentator has any idea of what President Hillary will do, I alone can cut through all the smoke, heat and noise of Crooked Hillary’s campaign to list the ten most important things that the USA’s next President, Hillary Clinton, will do to (sorry, I meant ‘for’) America.
Here are some brief extracts from crooked, lying Hillary’s victory speech:
I, Hillary Rodham Clinton, solemnly pledge that as your president I will:
Phone Goldman Sachs immediately I am elected to get my masters’ orders on what policies I should adopt to help bankers become ever richer at the expense of ordinary people
Phone George Soros to get his guidance on how best to destroy American society by swamping our once great country with the worst violent, illiterate, benefits-scrounging, unemployable scum in the world
Open America’s borders and bring in so many democrat-voting M*sl*m and South American migrants that white people will rapidly become a minority and there will never again be a republican president
Make any criticism of black people, of other ethnic minorities and, of course, of adherents of the Religion of Peace hate crimes while legalising and encouraging all criticism of white, racist American trash
Try to provoke an unnecessary conflict with Putin’s Russia in order to distract people from the fact that *sl*m is America’s real enemy
Help *sl*mofascist Iran get nukes so that the mad mullahs can finally wipe democratic Israel from the map and turn Israeli territory into a barren, excrement-covered wilderness like most of the other countries in the Middle East
Make it almost impossible for American energy companies to drill for shale gas in the USA and block the Alaska pipeline so that America once again becomes dependent for its energy on the Arab sh*tholes which have donated so much money to my very own personal piggy bank – the Clinton Foundation
8. Massively increase the billions that America pours into the bank accounts of corrupt Third-World despots ostensibly to help their countries combat the effects of the ludicrous myth of man-made climate change
9. Hugely increase foreign aid to Africa’s bloodthirsty, murderous, thieving rulers so they can all become multi-billionaires while their ever-growing populations are condemned to lives of misery, poverty, disease and early death
10. Make it more difficult for violent, racist white Americans to buy guns to protect their families while, at the same time, making it easier for crazed, inbred, bearded lunatics to enter America and kill American citizens.
These are my pledges! These are what I stand for!
Together we will make Americanistan into a corrupt, stinking, overcrowded, violent, Third-World hell-hole!
I thank you all for voting for me!!!!!
I thank you all for voting for the destruction of all that was once great with America!!!!!!
Mark Twain is generally credited with writing or saying “history doesn’t repeat itself, but it rhymes”.
Occasionally you’ll come across journalists or commentators trotting out this cliche as if it makes them appear more intelligent and insightful than the rest of us. When using this phrase, the suggestion seems to be something like ‘because of human nature, we’ll tend to repeat certain patterns of behaviour’.
But I believe that Twain (or whoever) was exposing something deeper – and something that is now completely politically incorrect.
Let me explain:
Germany: Is it a coincidence that Germany has tried three times (the most recent attempt being successful) to conquer the rest of Europe? Or is this due to certain German characteristics – hard work, obedience to authority, sense of superiority – which mean Germans will always revert to this kind of behaviour?
Britain: Is it a coincidence that Britain has tried three times to free Europe from German domination – first in in two World Wars and then in the Brexit decision? Or is this due to an innate British belief in democracy and freedom?
Protestant countries: Is it a coincidence that most European Protestant countries tend to be fairly successful and equitable societies? Or is there something in the Protestant ethic which leads to this?
Catholic countries: Is it a coincidence that almost all the world’s Catholic countries are corrupt, chaotic, bankrupt failing societies? Or is this connected to something within Catholicism which promotes family, greed and selfishness above any sense of societal values
Africa: Many of the world’s potentially richest countries are in Africa. But is it a coincidence that pretty much all African countries are filthy, venal, undeveloped, violent, hopeless cesspits? Or is this because……….
I could go on. But that would mean me exposing my possible prejudices about our dear friends from Africa and our even dearer friends from the Religion of Tolerance and Peace. And you’re allowed to criticise anyone you want except Africans (that would be racism) and those wonderful adherents of the world’s one and true religion (as that would get you killed).
So, instead I’d like to present a shortish video celebrating (I think) our wonderful diversity…..
Come on! Stop being so cold-hearted! Stop being so selfish!
Benedict Cumberbatch and Lily Allen (who is she?) and Bono and Geldorf and all the other multi-millionaire luvvies with their many luxury homes and fat, self-serving slobs like Diane Abbott demand that we disgusting, unwashed, pig-ignorant, waaaccciiissssttt plebs should allow 800 million illiterate, unemployable, violent, intolerant, inbred, backward , West-hating Middle-East and African gimmegrants and rapefugees into our overcrowded, increasingly bankrupt country.
The bleeding-heart, holier-than-thou, progressive, enlightened elites tell us that we make them “ashamed to be British”.
So, do as you’re told by your superiors! Welcome millions of gimmegrants and rapefugees!
Give generously or else I’ll also be “ashamed to be British”.
I suspect that Donald Trump has imploded as he is no Nigel Farage. And I suspect Americans will wearily vote for the status quo by electing the utterly corrupt Goldman Sachs glove puppet Hillary “I’m entitled to be president” Clinton.
But when this happens and the US gets one of the most loathed, greedy, self-serving, arrogant, elitist presidents in its history, here’s a reminder of some of the things supposedly ‘mad’ Donald Trump would have done in his first 100 days had he been elected:
FIRST, propose a Constitutional Amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress;
SECOND, a hiring freeze on all federal employees to reduce federal workforce through attrition (exempting military, public safety, and public health);
THIRD, a requirement that for every new federal regulation, two existing regulations must be eliminated;
FOURTH, a 5 year-ban on White House and Congressional officials becoming lobbyists after they leave government service;
FIFTH, a lifetime ban on White House officials lobbying on behalf of a foreign government;
SIXTH, a complete ban on foreign lobbyists raising money for American elections.
On the same day, I will begin taking the following 7 actions to protect American workers
FIRST, I will announce my intention to renegotiate NAFTA or withdraw from the deal under Article 2205
SECOND, I will announce our withdrawal from the Trans-Pacific Partnership
THIRD, I will direct my Secretary of the Treasury to label China a currency manipulator
FOURTH, I will direct the Secretary of Commerce and U.S. Trade Representative to identify all foreign trading abuses that unfairly impact American workers and direct them to use every tool under American and international law to end those abuses immediately
FIFTH, I will lift the restrictions on the production of $50 trillion dollars’ worth of job- producing American energy reserves, including shale, oil, natural gas and clean coal.
SIXTH, lift the Obama-Clinton roadblocks and allow vital energy infrastructure projects, like the Keystone Pipeline, to move forward
SEVENTH, cancel billions in payments to U.N. climate change programs and use the money to fix America’s water and environmental infrastructure
When Trump goes down in flames, there will be massive celebrations throughout the Washington swamp of corruption, self-interest and greed.
There’s a video on YouTube called “*sl*m is not for me”.
I dare not provide the link for reasons you will understand if you watch the 5 minute 40 second version.
Whoever produced this video should be thoroughly ashamed for ……………….whatever.
2. Assad’s and Putin’s supposed ‘war crimes’
Our rulers (supported as usual by a compliant mainstream media) are desperately accusing Assad and Putin of committing supposed ‘war crimes’ in Syria, and in particular in Aleppo.
Why are they doing this? A cynic who understands nothing about international relations might claim they are deliberately creating a false enemy because they want to unite us against this supposed enemy Russia in order to distract us from their own incompetence and catastrophic interventions in the Middle East.
Obviously there is no truth in such an assertion. So, I just wanted to clear up some possible confusion.
When the USA and Britain killed between 112,667 and 123,284 Iraqi civilians in their invasion to grab Iraq’s oil (sorry I meant to ‘overthrow the brutal dictator Saddam and establish a modern democracy’) these civilian deaths were not ‘war crimes’.
When Assad and Putin killed about 500 to 600 Syrian civilians in trying to retake Aleppo, these civilian deaths were ‘war crimes;.
Earth has not anything to show more fair: Dull would he be of soul who could pass by A sight so touching in its majesty: This City now doth, like a garment, wear The beauty of the morning; silent, bare, Ships, towers, domes, theatres and temples lie Open unto the fields, and to the sky; All bright and glittering in the smokeless air. Never did sun more beautifully steep In his first splendor, valley, rock, or hill; Ne’er saw I, never felt, a calm so deep! The river glideth at his own sweet will: Dear God! The very houses seem asleep; And all that mighty heart is lying still!
(William Wordsworth)
Yesterday I had the misfortune to visit London. As there were two of us going and the train was too expensive, I decided to drive. After all, I would get to London after the morning rush hour and leave before the evening rush hour. So, what could go wrong?
My average speed for the 240 mile journey (90% of it on motorways) was a stunning 34 mph.
But why? Because there is no rush hour in London any more. London is so overcrowded that the ‘rush hour’ now lasts from about 07.00h to about 20.00h and the M25 looks more like a car park than a ring road.
In the last 15 years of uncontrolled open doors immigration, over 7,500,000 migrants have moved to Britain. About half are coming from the EU and most of those will work. The other 3,750,000 are violent, intolerant, inbred, illiterate, unemployable subhumans who are coming to destroy our health system and schools, ravage our housing stock and bankrupt our benefits system.
A large number of these new arrivals have settled in or near London:
Here is a list of the world’s ten largest cities. Most are filthy, Third-World cesspits. London ‘proudly’ comes in at number 8:
Shanghai – 24356,000
Karachi – 23,500,000
Beijing – 21,516,000
Delhi – 16,350,000
Lagos – 16,060,000
Tjanjin – 15,200,000
Istanbul – 14,160,000
London – 13,700,000
Tokyo – 13,513,000
Mumbai – 12,440,000
In addition to reaching London, I had to travel into the City. On the way to my meeting, I walked most of the way across town. But even that wasn’t so simple – crowds, crowds and more crowds:
On the way back, I took the tube. One tube line was stopped due to a security scare. Another hardly had any trains due to a signalling failure. And the crowds on the remaining trains were beyond belief:
London is falling apart – every daylight hour is ‘rush hour’, the roads are congested, the streets are overcrowded, the infrastructure is struggling and quality of life is declining.
The latest statistics show that only one in every three supposed ‘Londoners’ was born in Britain. Two thirds of London’s population are migrants.
I’ll leave it up to you to decide whether what our rulers have done to our once beautiful capital city is progress or the opposite.
Still, at least it’s fairly safe to walk around the centre of London, unlike Paris where migrant and gypsy gangs of pickpockets, muggers and rapists freely roam the streets.
I can’t bring myself to write about the ‘child migrant’ scam being forced on us by the progressive, lefty, mainstream media and bleating, blubbing multi-millionaire luvvies. Here are pictures you’ve probably all seen of supposedly ‘vulnerable 12-year-olds’ being welcomed into our country:
No doubt it won’t be long before these primitive, violent, inbred, benefits-scrounging, illiterate, unemployable, worthless morons are raping and robbing their way across our land. But the lefties and luvvies don’t care as they can afford to live in expensive neighbourhoods where they won’t have to experience the Religion of Peace crime wave the ‘vulnerable 12-year-olds’ will bring.
So, let’s deal with something a bit more cheerful.
Hopefully some of you saw the BBC2 documentary WHO’S SPENDING BRITAIN’S BILLIONS? in which I was briefly interviewed at 20.00h on Tuesday evening.
If you did, you’ll have seen some management-gobbledigook-spouting, complete idiots from the public sector trying to explain why they need to pay millions to management consultants. Most just parrotted the phrase “it’s sometimes useful to get an external perspective”. If these buffoons need someone to tell them how to do their jobs, why are we paying so many of them between £100,000 and £200,000 a year?
The most appalling was a really moronic old bat, who was leader of a council somewhere in Wales. She got so angry at the interviewer for showing up her utter stupidity and ineptitude that she threw him out of her office.
In my 20+years selling consultancy to self-opinionated, pompous, incompetent jackasses in the some of the worst-run organisations in the Western world, this ghastly woman is typical of council bosses, and most public-sector managers, across our once great country.
Anyway, here’s a short piece from an invitation I’ve just received to a conference on “Strategic Internal Communications” (whatever those are).
In my experience, these totally pointless and meaningless conferences tend to be attended by crowds of supposed ‘managers’ from the public sector. It gives them the chance for a nice day out at taxpayers’ expense and makes them feel important and effective.
Here’s the invitation:
We’ve got a host of industry leaders coming to speak to you about empowering employees, communicating effectively through change, creating a more agile workplace culture, making the most of available technologies, and much more.
This is your chance to learn cutting-edge employee engagement techniques while gaining fresh perspectives from a range of industry peers.
Speaker highlights include:
Rebecca Heptinstall, FT
Drew McMillan, Virgin Trains
Caroline Rhodes, Diageo
Nicola Green, Telefonica
Charelle Wigley, Bupa
Early bird registration closes this Friday, 21 October. Make sure you book before then to save £100 on your conference pass.
For me, there are two things interesting with this conference:
firstly, it’s just an opportunity for vast amounts of worthless, management-speak flatulence of the type so enjoyed by Britain’s new managerial classes who can talk the talk but definitely can’t walk the walk
secondly, note that four of the five ‘highlight’ speakers appear to be females. So, it’s not just men who can spend their whole careers climbing the organisational ladder by spouting unadulterated shite.
Anyway, next time you’re in a meeting or at a conference, having to listen to pure, one hundred percent tripe, here’s a card you can print off and use to play “Bullshit Bingo”:
You just have to tick off ten management-speak words and phrases, then you jump up and shout “Bullshit Bingo!!!”
Then you get fired for daring to expose the utter fatuousness of most British managers today.
Last night I appeared (rather briefly) in a BBC2 documentary – WHO’S SPENDING BRITAIN’S BILLIONS?
I made two appearances:
one was to explain how management consultants ‘land and expand’ in any organisation, especially the useless, incompetently-managed British public sector. The consultants get their foot in the door by offering to do a cheapish study on organisational effectiveness. Then they use that to con hopeless managers into buying massive, often multi-million-pound supposed ‘improvement programmes’
the second bit I did was to warn about management consultants’ latest and possibly greatest ever sales trick – selling idiotic managers the idea that they need to do a “Transformation Programme”
Go into any public-sector organisation or any council and you’re almost guaranteed to find that they have used or are using management consultants to run their “Transformation Programme”.
I have a confession to make. In the 1990s, I worked at the management consultancy Gemini Consulting which was part of the voracious CapGemini group
At the time, Gemini Consulting was getting slaughtered in the marketplace by the big accountancies’ growing consultancy businesses. The problem was that the accountancies could deliver the trendy product of that time – BPR (Business Process Reengineering) – for often less than £5,000 per consultant per week. This was much cheaper than the £7,000 plus expenses per consultant per week that we at Gemini charged. The accountancies could undercut Gemini’s prices because they used armies of ‘billing fodder’ (cheap, inexperienced consultants) while Gemini tended to have more experienced and thus more highly-paid staff.
In order to fight back against the lower-priced competition, Gemini tried to find a smart new way of dressing up its services to make them look different and more valuable than those of our competitors. After a few real turkeys, they came up with the idea of ‘Business Transformation’. Gemini’s big chiefs even wrote a book called Transforming the Organization and, if I remember correctly, Gemini tried unsuccessfully to trade-mark the phrase ‘Business Transformation’ as a product only its consultants could deliver.
Reviewing the book at the time, the respected magazine The Economist wrote with great prescience that a true transformation ‘would employ an army of consultants for a century – and cause endless disruption’.
Most organisations can be improved, but very few need to be ‘transformed’. The great thing about ‘transformation’ was that it enabled us consultants to sell massive consulting contracts where we lucratively, and possibly sometimes unnecessarily, totally restructured our clients’ organisations and also put in huge new computer systems, again lucratively but perhaps unnecessarily.
And now, to British taxpayers’ horrifically large cost, most of our public sector have caught the transformation bug.
The only thing that transformation has ever transformed are the ever healthier bank balances of the multimillionaire consultants who fool politicians, bureaucrats and business bosses into launching their massive, deluded “Transformation Programmes”.
I know. I used to sell “Transformation”.
Oh, and here’s a short video I made explaining just a few management consultants’ tricks. It’s based around a song sung by McKinsey management consultants at one of their Christmas parties:
I can’t always write about too serious stuff every day. So I thought some readers might be mildly interested in what kind of stories you need to have if you want your ‘interesting’ life to be featured in a women’s magazine.
As I very occasionally get an article in a newspaper, here’s an email I received from a company that flogs ordinary people’s stories to women’s mags.
So, if you’ve lost weight, have a kinky love life, spend all your money on your pets or have a STI, you could be famous:
We will PAY YOU to share YOUR Experiences
Appear in a magazine & we’ll pay you. Raise awareness, share your story, or just have a little fun. We’ll consider any story, but we’re also LOOKING FOR THESE CASE STUDIES right now…
OCTOBER Story Requests — URGENT
We are desperate to find more stories to fill the real life sections of magazine and papers, so now is the best time for YOU to share your story and GET PAID. We’ll consider any story, but if you can help with any of these specific requests please contact us by clicking on the ‘GET YOUR STORY VALUED’ button below, and using the ‘Story Valuation’ form:
Victims of love rats, cheats and scoundrels!
I’m having (or have had) cosmetic surgery for Xmas.
Young women who confess they are addicted to cosmetic surgery.
We were married at first sight.
Couples who have an open relationship and say it makes them stronger (or the opposite).
An affair saved our marriage.
My child is obsessed with a Youtube star.
My child is obsessed with BECOMING a Youtube star.
Women who re-married their husbands years later.
Funny/sad/strange Xmas stories.
I have had an STI (we’d like to speak to people who can talk openly and candidly about having an STI)
I’ve had over 100 partners (we’d ideally like to speak to women who’ve slept with a lot of partners and don’t see it as a problem. Do you think it’s OK for men, but carries a stigma for women, and is this fair?).
I fell for a holiday love rat.
I was the victim of ‘REVENGE P0RN’.
I spend my benefits on plastic surgery and/or holidays (or other luxary items).
Couples who have a kinky love lives and would tell us all about it (this is for our love and relationships section).
Women who have been victim of serous crime and perpetrator went to prison.
I have lost ten stones or more.
I spend all my money on my pets.
I would do anything to make my child famous.
My child was bullied online (help us stand up to bullying by raising awareness of the issue).
My fella is much younger than me (is there a large age gap in your relationship?).
If you can help with any of these stories, or you have any other stories or experiences that you would like to contribute to the real-life section of a magazine or newspaper, please let us know by clicking on the button below and completing the Story Valuation form on our site.
There is no obligation and we won’t print anything without your permission. You only need to provide a few details which are for valuation purposes only.
David Craig, on October 27th, 2016
