Turn those pubs into mosques

Friday-weekend blog

Some people have been bleating about how Rachel Reeves’s brilliant tax rises are hastening the demise of British pubs. We’re told that around two pubs a day are closing. This seems to be an accelerating trend as ‘only’ 336 British pubs closed their doors forever in 2025. There are currently still around 46,000 operating pubs in Britain.

Our glorious Labour government doesn’t really like pubs. After all, they could be places where disgruntled mainly White British people meet and rage against our useless, oppressive, free-speech-crushing, treacherous, anti-British government. Moreover, for obvious reasons, our government’s favourite demographic – the demographic which is taking over our country – is unlikely to frequent their local boozer.

But I have an idea. As Britain increasingly turns into the Islamic Caliphate of Britanistan, we’re not going to need too many pubs any more. But what we definitely will need are more mosques.

Iran has a population of around 90 million and an estimated 50,000 mosques. The population of Britain is officially about 69.9 million. But I think we all know it’s actually much higher than that. Moreover, with the ‘welcome the Third World’ open borders policies of the current Labour government and of the ‘keep Farage out‘ Labour/LibDem/Green/Gaza alliance which is likely to be our next government, the UK’s population will soon be heading up towards the 90 million too.

But we only have around 2,100 mosques. That won’t be sufficient for when Britain becomes an Islamic Caliphate. But there is an obvious solution – turn thousands of Britain’s increasingly bankrupt pubs into mosques. This will make good use of the buildings. And conveniently, if most of Britain’s rapidly closing pubs are turned into mosques, we’d soon have about the same number of mosques as in Iran. What’s not to like about that?

Of course, there are some horrible cynical, nasty, politically-incorrect people, such as those who made the video below, who are critical of the Islamification of our country. But we open-minded, progressive, liberal, illegal-migrant-hugging people know we should just ignore these bigoted, narrow-minded, hopeless-loser doom-mongers.

By the way, if you watch the video below on YouTube you’ll see some classic viewers’ comments.

In the name of the Prophet, peace be upon you: