Where the hell is the useless, cowardly Iranian army?

Thursday blog

When the anti-government protests broke out in Iran, many protestors kept calling for US president, Donald Trump, to help them throw out the oppressive, incompetent, corrupt and murderous Islamic regime. Trump promised help. But rather than launching a few inconclusive air strikes, he took the time to assemble a massive military force and then the US and Israel destroyed most of the IRGC’s air force, air defences, navy and military installations and have sent many of the mad Ayatollahs’ key figures to Paradise. But Trump was very clear about his objectives:

• Degrading Iranian Missile Capabilities
• Annihilating the Iranian Navy
• Preventing a Nuclear Weapon
• Limiting Regional Proxies

One thing Trump made very clear was that the US would not be invading to topple the blood-drenched medieval Islamic regime. His message to Iranians was along the lines of: ‘We’ll cripple the IRGC and devastate the Islamic regime, but if you want regime change, you’ll have to do that yourselves.’

If I remember correctly, the IRGC has around 135,000 combatants. Though hopefully that number has been considerably reduced since the US/Israeli assault started. The Mad Mullahs also have another 5,000 to 10,000 goat botherers imported from several Arab countries to murder Iranian protestors in the streets, hospitals and even their own homes. The regular Iranian army has over 800,000 troops. Moreover, as military conscription is compulsory in Iran, there must be well over a million men who are now in civilian life but who have some military experience. I had assumed that, once the IRGC’s military capabilities had been considerably degraded and their leaders discombobulated, the army would take over, throw out the crazed Ayatollahs and prepare the country for a more westernised, more democratic and more prosperous future.

But nothing seems to have happened. The Iranian army’s more than 800,000 troops seem to have become invisible.

Of course, nobody is ever going to listen to a nonentity like myself. But my warning to the Iranians is that at some point the Americans and Israelis will consider that they have achieved their main objectives and back off. If the Iranians don’t seize the opportunity they now have to rid their country of the bloodthirsty, death-obsessed Islamist lunatics, the retribution the Mullahs will exact on the Iranian population will be horrific. Crane operators will be very busy indeed conducting public hangings of ‘the enemies of God’.

So Iranians, this is your chance. You’d better take it while it’s there. As Nike advise: “Just do it!” If you don’t move now, Hell is coming to breakfast!

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