A new, competitive Britain? Look at Asda’s customers

The only thing that can save Britain from avoiding bankruptcy following Bottler Brown’s public spending bonanza is for our industry to win larger shares of international markets. But can Britain ever compete? Try visiting your local Asda or Primark and look at the stupid, obese, burger-guzzling, pig-ignorant, tracksuit wearing, X-Factor-obsessed, snarling slobs with their hordes of ugly, uneducated, screaming spawn.

They are the future of Britain. Maybe it’s time to emigrate.