Are Iran’s crazy deranged Islamist murderers getting their virgins already?

Sunday-Monday blog

You’ll probably not believe what I’m about to tell you. But I will try to present evidence to convince you that it’s true.

We know that our favouritest religion has brought us many multiculturally-enriching customs and traditions which have hugely benefitted our country – oppression of women, first-cousin marriages, the cruel Halal slaughter and others that I probably can’t mention. But there’s one you may not be aware of – Iranian Shia temporary marriages called ‘Mut’ah‘ or ‘Sigheh‘.

Professor Google tells us:

Nikah mut’ah, or temporary marriage, is a contractual union in Twelver Shia Islam where a man and woman marry for a fixed, predetermined period—ranging from hours to years—and a specified dowry (mahr). It requires a verbal or written contract, is considered legally valid by Shias, and allows for intimacy.

The Professor goes on to tell us:

Key Aspects of Shia Temporary Marriage (Mut’ah):

• Contractual Requirements: The contract must specify both the duration of the marriage and the amount of the dowry. If either is omitted, the contract is invalid.
• Marriage Formula: The ceremony often involves the woman stating: “I give myself to you in marriage for the dowry of (x) for the time period (x),” followed by the man’s acceptance.
• Waiting Period (Iddah): If intimacy has occurred, the woman must wait for a specified period (roughly 45 days or two menstrual cycles) after the contract ends before entering a new marriage, which is shorter than the iddah for permanent marriage. 

In Iran, sex outside of marriage is forbidden. However, there are reports that many foreign fighters, drafted in from countries like Iraq and Afghanistan to kill any protesting Iranians, are being given Iranian virgins using Mut’ah. These Mut’ah supposed marriages can be anything from an hour to weeks or months or years. That’s stipulated in the marriage contract and depends on how long the man wants the Mut’ah and how much he is prepared to pay in Mahr. This practice is forbidden for Sunnis and seems to be mainly used in Shiite Iran.

You probably don’t believe this is actually happening and that I’m a mad Islamophobe. So, here’s a link to an article from The Arab Weekly newspaper about the practice of Mut’ah marriages spreading in Iraq:

https://thearabweekly.com/marriages-pleasure-take-iraq-storm

Critics of the practice of Mut’ah have claimed that it’s just a form of prostitution. Given that most Iranian Shiite men will only marry a virgin, I can’t imagine what happens to the girls once the Mut’ah marriage ends and they are clearly no longer virgins. In the Arab Weekly article we are told that many girls enter into a whole succession of Mut’ah marriages in order to get Mahr to support their families and any children resulting from Mut’ah marriages. This does seem to support the criticism that many Mut’ah marriages are just a form of prostitution.

To further support my claim that Mut’ah marriages happen, here’s an article about Mut’ah marriages on the BBC website. Though, of course, the BBC is supportive of Mut’ah marriages and claims Mut’ah marriages are just a way for a girl and boy to get to know each other and don’t automatically mean the girl will have to submit to the man’s sexual desires:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22354201

In addition to media articles about Mut’ah marriages, there are are also many videos on YouTube about Iran’s Mut’ah (Sigheh) marriages. So it seems that many crazy, deranged Islamist murderers are getting their virgins while still alive and therefore there may be no need for them to die as martyrs to f*ck loads of young virgins.

Let us hope that this admirable and enlightened cultural practice soon comes to Britain (though it may already be here) as we turn into the Islamic Republic of Britanistan under Keir Al-Starmer’s great leadership: