We’ve got the next king and queen – but what do we do with the useless Prince Charles?

With the wedding of Baldy Windsor and Kate Middleclass, we how have a modern-day king and queen who can take over Buck Palace once granny decides to call it a day. But there is a problem – what about the useless, self-absorbed, snivelling, egotistical, laughable little creep Prince Charles and his ugly witch wife Camilla the Horse? Theoretically he’s next in line for the throne and the Horse will be our queen. Yet if the waste of skin that is Prince Charles became king, the whole institution of royalty would be irrevocably damaged.

For the sake of the royal family’s future, they have to bypass the worthless Prince Charles and his hideous consort. What about putting them both in the Tower?