Ugly witch Cruella to become queen?

That useless, complaining, self-pitying, spoilt, miserable waste of skin – Prince Charles – has once again showed his complete inability to understand how he is viewed by the public. He seems to think that we’ll all be overjoyed when he takes what he believes is his rightful position as king. Then he can make the ugly witch into his beloved queen. As he’s surrounded by worthless sycophants, he has no idea that most people view him as a snivelling, self-obsessed, serially incompetent buffoon and are appalled by his liaison with Cruella lookalike Camilla. If Charles becomes king, then Australia and Canada will probably become republics.

Brainless, hopeless, bungling Prince Charles has probably done more to destroy the monarchy than Oliver Cromwell. Charles, you buffoon, why not disappear to your huge country estates and let your son baldy and his bride become the next king and queen. Charles, you are a piece of rubbish and an insult to all the hard-working taxpayers who support your multimillionaire lifestyle.