Fabio laughing all the way to the bank

While the sporting press work themselves into a frenzy about England manager Fabio Capello’s relaxed attitude to the utter uselessness of his team, they’re forgetting one thing – Capello is earning over £100,000 a week and is the highest-paid national team manager in the world. He can’t do his job, but it would be too expensive to get rid of him because the buffoons at the FA are stupid, self-serving and incompetent.

Fabio’s snout is well and truly in the trough of our money and there’s nothing we can do about it. Well done Fabio.